Larka aur Larki

Larki: kya aap mere chehre se ek cheez hata sakte hain.
Aadmi: Jee Jee kya?
Larki: Apni manhoos nazren

Larka: Me tum se bohat pyaar karta hoon
Larki: Meri Jooti Ka Size Dekha Hai
Larka: Wah jee Wah Setting Hui Nahee aur Farmaishen Shuru

Sales girl: Sorry sir, u can't smoke here.. Man: But I purchase this Cigrette from ur shop.. Sales girl:We also sell Toilet Paper so it doesn't mean u start Potty here...

During Breakup -
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GIRL : I got new BOYfriend, he is Smarter,
Intelligent and Cuter than you.
So give me my photo Back
GIRLS Rock
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BOY: sent 31 GIRLfriends Photo''s and said : I
forgot ur face Darling So please select your
Photo Yourself and Send back the
Remaining.
BOYS Double Rock

Dear girls, . .

Koi tumhe bewkoof kahe,
stupid kahe to Ghabrana mat, . .

Himmat se kam lena, . .
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Chair pe baith jana Or Sochna Ki
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Saale ko pata kaise chala.