Larka aur Larki

larki larka kiss kar rahay thay kay achanak larka bola hum aapas mein shadi kar lein
lark boli mazdoor ho mazdoori karo factory ke maalik ban'nay ki koshish mat karo

larki: jab tumhen meri yaad ati hai tou tum kya kartay ho?
larka: mein tumhar pasandeedah chocolate khata hoon, aur tum kya karti ho ?
larki: mein bhi Gold Leaf pi leti hoon

3 boys proposed a girl
1st:
mein tumharay liye apni jaan de doon ga
Girl: yeh tou sab kehtay hain

2nd: mein tumharay liye chaand aur taray tore kar la sakta hoon
Girl: purana dialogue hai

3rd: mein tumhe card me cng bharwa kar de sakta hooon
Gir: aankhon ansuon kay sath: pagal intna chahtay ho muje

Solid Bezati
Girlfriend : Janu Ek Baat Bolu?
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Boylfriend: Nahi Rehne De Aur Thora Door Ho Ke Baith… :D

Boy to his Girlfriend : you know what
Aaj mene blackberry liya :)
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Girlfriend : ohh wow mere dad bhi aaj yellow mango laye thay
bada maza aaya kha kar

MORAL : Aur Phansao GOVT College ki Larki

Larki: kya aap mere chehre se ek cheez hata sakte hain.
Aadmi: Jee Jee kya?
Larki: Apni manhoos nazren

Larka: Me tum se bohat pyaar karta hoon
Larki: Meri Jooti Ka Size Dekha Hai
Larka: Wah jee Wah Setting Hui Nahee aur Farmaishen Shuru

Sales girl: Sorry sir, u can't smoke here.. Man: But I purchase this Cigrette from ur shop.. Sales girl:We also sell Toilet Paper so it doesn't mean u start Potty here...