iJunoon Archives 2018

apne maazi ke tasawwur se hrasan hon mein
apne guzray hue ayyaam se nafrat hai mujhe

apni be car tamanaon pay sharminda hon
apni be sood umedon pay nedamat hai mujhe

mere maazi ko andheron mein daba rehne doo
mera maazi meri zillat ke siwa kuch bhi nahi

meri umedon ka haasil meri kawish ka sila
ik be naam aziat ke siwa kuch bhi nahi

kitni be car umedon ka sahara le kar
mein ne ewaan sajaye thay kisi ki khatir

kitni be rabt tamanaon ke mabham khakay
apne khowaboon mein basaye thay kisi ki khatir

mujh se ab meri mohabbat ke fasanay nah kaho
mujh ko kehnay doo kay mein ne inhen chaha hi nahi

aur woh mast nigehain jo mujhe bhool gayeen
mein ne un mast nigahon ko saraha hi nahi

Larka: I Love You.
Larki: Mai bhi tumse i love u kahon to kia karo ge?
Larka: Khushi se mar jaun ga.
Larki: Ja paglay nahi kehti jee lay apni zindagi.

#funny #ilu

suno jo bhook hoti hai
! !. . bohat safaaq hoti hai
kisi firqay kisi mazhab se is ka vaastaa kaisa

tadapti aant mein jab bhook ka shola bharakta hai
to woh tahazeeb ke be rang kaghaz ko
tamaddun ki sabhi jhooti dalilon ko
jala kar raakh karta hai
nazar bhukhi ho to phir chodween ka chaand bhi roti sa lagta hai
khudi ka falsafah. . .
jhooti daleelen sab sharafat ki
mehez bakwaas lgty hain. .. .

haqeeqat mein yahi sab se bara sach hai
kay yeh jo bhook hoti hai
barri bud-zaat hoti hai

1 chota larka bus ki khirki se pishab kr rha tha
1 anty ney dekha or bola
anty: tujhe sharam nhi ati
bacha:anty sharam ko choro
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presure dekho kitna dur ja rha hai :D :P
!!OwN3R!!

yuhin mil bethnay ka koi bahana niklay
baat se baat fasanay se fasana niklay

phir chalay zikar kisi zakham ke chhil jane ka
phir koi dard koi khawab purana niklay

phir koi yaad koi saaz uttha le aaye
phir kisi saaz ke parday se taranah niklay

yeh bhi mumkin hai kay sahraoon mein gum ho jayen
yeh bhi mumkin hai kharabon se khazana niklay

aao dhunden to sahi ehley wafa ki bastii
kya khabar phir koi gum gashta thikana niklay

yaar aisi bhi nah kar baat kay dono ro den
yeh talluq bhi faqat rasm-e zamana niklay

yeh bhi hai ab nah utthay naghma zanjeer
yeh bhi hai hum sa koi aur deewana niklay

Bacha: Abbu kia aap kisi se pyat karte hain?
Abbu: Haan Tumhari ammi se.
Bacha: Abbu Buhat Chalak ho, ghar mai hi chakkar chalaya hua hai.