iJunoon Archives 2018

aik aadmi apnay ghar mein billi se bohat tang tha tou usay woh kahin chhore aya, ghar aya to billi uss se pehle pohanch gai wo ek bar phri chhore aya to bill phir ghar pohach gaya aur teesri bar jab chhorne gaya to waha se ghar phone kar ke apni begum se poocha kya billi ghar agai hain? biwi ne kaha han agai hai, to aadmi bola acha to phir usay bolo ke muje aa kar le jaye q k me rasta bhool gaya hoon.

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gham ki taweel qaid se mujh ko rehai de
kuch din agar woh chaand sa chehra dikhai de

taweez aisa de koi apnay mureed ko
murshid woh mere hath mein apni kalai de

badi dilchasp ghaflat hogai hai
achanak uss se ulfat hogai hai
gham e jana bhi go ikk hadsa hai
gham e dora se fursat hogai hai

Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe the.

Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha,

hum saato ne road cross karli

7 kaise..?
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Socho,
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read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arre yaar,

Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai.

Tum Tension mat lo.

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hamesha hi nahe rehtay kabhi chehray naqabon mein
sabhi qirdaar khultay hian kahani khatam honay par

1 Moti Orat Ne Chor Pakra or Os K
opar Beth Gai or Nokar Se Boli Police Ko Bulao
Nokar: Meri Chapal Kaha Hai?
Chor Bola Aby Meri Pehen Le Jaldi Kar

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