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aik female key 3 damaad they, aik daffa uss ney socha ki chaloo main check karoon ki merey damadoon ko mujh sey kitni mohabbat hey. aik din woh aik damaad ko sath ley kar walk par chali gai, aur jaan bhoojh kar aik khoo (well) main gir gay, us key damaad ney chalang laga kar us ki jjaan bachaa lii. us saas ney khush hoo kar apney damaad sey pocha ki tumharey pass koon sei garri hey , us ney kahaa ki TOYOTA 90 model. us ki saas ney uss ko new modle ki TOYOTA CROLA ley di....
kuch rooz key baad woh saaas jjii apney dosray damaad key sath walk par chali gai aur phir jaan bhojh kar ""well"" khoo , main girr parri, us key damaad ney foran chalang laga kar uss ki jaan bacha li. saas ney khush hoo kar puchaa ki tumharey pass kon sei garii hey , woh bolla jii! ""sozoki"" saass ney khush hoo kar usss ko new sozoki ley diii.
chand rooz baad saasooo jji apny tesray damaad jii key sath seeer "" i mean walk"" karney gai and phir jjaan bhojjh kar koonwain "" well"" main gir gai. uss key damaad ney soch ki agar main ney chalang lagaa kar isss ko bacha bhi liya to ...... mijh ko sirif aik new cycle hi milni hey , too kayoon apni jjaan khatrey main daloon...woh bahir hi kharra rahaaa, and uss ki sasoo ji doob kar halak hoo gai "" i mean uss ki saaas ki hatiyaa ho gai "" jab woh ghar ayaa too uss key susar ko patta challa , too uss ney khush hoo kar apney isss damaad koo aik new LAND KAROZER ley di..... !

Usne jab jab bhi mujhe dil se pukara mohsin.
Me ne tab tab yeh bataya ke tumhara mohsin.

Log sadyon ki khataon pe bhi khush baste hain.
Humko lamhon ki wafaon ne ujara mohsin.

Jab agya ho ye yaqin ab woh nahin aega.
Gham aur anso ne diya dil ko sahara mohsin.

Woh tha jab paas to jeene ko bhi dil karta tha.
Ab to pal bhar bhi nahin hota guzara mohsin.

Usko pana to muqadar ki lakeron men nahin.
Uska khona bhi karen kaisa gavara mohsin...!

A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: ""Darling, I have great news: I-m a month overdue. I think we-re
going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but we until we find out for sure, we can-t tell anybody."" The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell, because
the young couple haven-t paid their last bill: ""Are you Mrs.Smith? You-re a month overdue, you know!"" ""How do YOU know?"" stammers the young woman.""Well, ma-am, it-s in our files!"" says the man from the electric company.

""What are you saying? It-s in your files?????""
""Absolutely.""
""Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."" That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning.

What-s going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?""

""Just calm down,"" says the clerk, ""it-s nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.""

""PAY you? and if I refuse?"" ""Well, in that case, sir, we-d have no option but to cut you off.""
""And what would my wife do then?""
""I don-t know. I guess she-d have to use a candle.""

Usay kehna bicharne se muhabat to nahi marti..
Bichar jana muhabat ki sadaqat ki alamat hai ..

Muhabat aik fitrat hai , Han fitrat kab badalti hai ..
So, jab hum door ho jaein, Naye rishton mein kho jaein..

Tu yeh mat soch lena tum, Ke muhabat mar gai ho gi..
Nahi aisa nahi hoga ..

Mere baaray mein gar tumhari ankhein bhar ayein..
Chalak kar aik bhi ansu palak pe jo utar aye..

To bas itna samaj lena ,
Jo mere naam se itni tere DIL ko aqeedat hai..

Tere dil mein bichar kar bhi abhi meri muhabat hai ..
Muhabat tu bichar kar bhi sada abad rehti hai ..

Muhabat ho kisi se tu hamesha yaad rehti hai ..
Muhabat waqt ke Be Reham tufaan se nahi darti..

Usay kehna bicharne se Muhabat to nahi marti...!

chalo mohsin mohabat ki nayi bunyaad rakhte hein,
khud paband rehtay hai usay azaad rakhtay hein,

hamare khoon main rab ne yahi taseer rakhi hai,
burai bhool jaty hai achai yaad rakhtay hein,

mohabat main kahien hum se gustakhi na ho jaye,
hum apna har qadam us k qadam k baad rakhte hein...!

IK BACHA DUSRAY BACHY SE KEHTA HAY TUM ITNAY HOSHEAR KIUN HO DUSRA BACHA KEHTA HAI KY MAYN HOSHIARI KI GOLIAN KATA HUN