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once jhony-s teacher asked him a question "" there are 5 birds on the tree and if u fire one of them how many will be left?"" Johny answered no one coz when some one will fire at one all other will fly. The teacher said No there will be 4 coz he hit only one but i like the way u think. the johny became really angry, he asked teacher "" can i ask u a question"" teaher said Go ahead. Johny said"" there are three women has icecream cone in their hand. One of them is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking can u tell me who is married?"" The teacher said ""ummmmn i guess the lady who is sucking."" then johny said NOOOOOOOOOOO the lady who has ring in her finger is married but i like the way u think.:)

Bisaat-e-jaan pe azab utarte hain kis tarah

Shab-o-roz dil pe ataab utarte hain kis tarah

Kabhi ishq ho to pata chaley

Ye jo log se chuppay huey hain pas-e-dostaan

To ye kon hain?

Ye jo rog se hain chuppay huey pas-e-jism-o-jan

To ye kis liye?

Ye jo kaan hain meri aahaton pe lagey huey

To ye ku bhala?

Ye jo hont hain saf-e-dostaan main siley huey

To ye kis liye?

Ye jo iztaraab racha hua hai wajood main

To ye kun bhala?

Ye jo sang sa koi aa gira hai jamood main

To ye kis liye?

Ye jo dard dil main chira hua hai lateef sa

To ye kab se hai?

Ye jo putliyoun main hai aks koi khafeef sa

So ye kab se hai?

Ye jo aankh main koi baraf si hai jami hui

To ye kis liye?

Ye jo doston main nayi nayi si kami hui

To ye kyun bhala?

Ye jo log peechey parey huey hain fazool main

Unhain kya pata unhain kya khabar?

Kisi raah k kisi mor per jo unhain zara

Kabhi ishq ho to pata chaley...?

once jhony-s teacher asked him a question "" there are 5 birds on the tree and if u fire one of them how many will be left?"" Johny answered no one coz when some one will fire at one all other will fly. The teacher said No there will be 4 coz he hit only one but i like the way u think. the johny became really angry, he asked teacher "" can i ask u a question"" teaher said Go ahead. Johny said"" there are three women has icecream cone in their hand. One of them is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking can u tell me who is married?"" The teacher said ""ummmmn i guess the lady who is sucking."" then johny said NOOOOOOOOOOO the lady who has ring in her finger is married but i like the way u think.:)

mile kisii se nazar to samajho Gazal hoi
rahe apanii Khabar to samajho Gazal hoi

milaa ke nazaron ko vo hayaa se phir
jhukaa le ko_ii nazar to samajho Gazal hoi

idhar machal kar unhen pukaare junuuN meraa
bhaDak uThe dil udhar to samajho Gazal hoi

udaas bistar kii silavaTain jab tumhen chubhen
na so sako raat bhar to samajho Gazal hoi

vo badgumaN ho to sher sughay na shayari
vo maherban ho Zafar to samajho Gazal hoi...!

once jhony-s teacher asked him a question "" there are 5 birds on the tree and if u fire one of them how many will be left?"" Johny answered no one coz when some one will fire at one all other will fly. The teacher said No there will be 4 coz he hit only one but i like the way u think. the johny became really angry, he asked teacher "" can i ask u a question"" teaher said Go ahead. Johny said"" there are three women has icecream cone in their hand. One of them is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking can u tell me who is married?"" The teacher said ""ummmmn i guess the lady who is sucking."" then johny said NOOOOOOOOOOO the lady who has ring in her finger is married but i like the way u think.:)

Dukh Dey Kar Sawaal Kartay ho,
Tum Bhe GHAALiB ! Kamaal Kartay ho..

Daikh Kar Pooch Liyaa haal meraa,
Chalo Kuch tou Khayaal Kartay ho..

Shehar-e-Dil mey Ye Udaasiyaan Kaisi ??
Ye Bhe mujh say Sawaal Kartay ho

Marnaa Chaahain tou mar nahe Saktay,
tum Bhe Jeenaa muhaal Kartay ho..

ab Kiss Kiss Ki misaal Doon tum Ko ?
her Sitam Bay misaal Kartay ho...!