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aik daffa bachay nay ammi say poocha kay main kaisay paida hooa. javaab mila main nay garha miti may dabaya uss main say tum nicklay. bachay nay bhee aaisa kia too aik maindak(frog) nikla uss nay ghusay(anger) say kha ""gee too cha raha hay kay tughay mar doo per kia karoon too mairy oolad hay""

Wo Keh Ke Chalay Itni Mulaqat Bohot Hay
Maine Kaha Ruk Jao Abhi Raat Bohot Hay
Aansoo Mere Thum Jayein To Phir Shoq Say Jana
Aisay Main Kahan Jao Gi Barsaat Bohot Hay
Wo Kehne Lagi Jana Mera Bohot Zaroori Hay
Nahi Chahti Dil Toro Tera Par Majboori Hay
Gar Hui Ho Koi Khatta To Maaf Ker Dena
Maine Kaha Ho jao Chup Itni Kahi Baat Bohot Hay
Samajh Gaya Hon Sab Aur Kuch Kaho Zaroori Nahi
Bas Aaj Ki Raat Ruk Jao, Jana Itna Bhi Zaroori Nahi Hai
Phir Kabhi Na Aaonga Tumhari Zindagi Mein Lot Ke
Saari Zindagi Tanhayee Ke Liye, Aaj Ki Raat Bohot Hai...!

Husband: Why do u talk so foolish...
Wife: Because u could understand...

Kisi ke kandhay se jo dupatta saraktay dekha,
Yoon laga jese baadal baraste dekha,

Mehsoos huyi mohabbat ki takat ab,
Apni ankhon se tufaan murrtay dekha,

Maanti thi mantain mere liye jo Khuda se,
Usey kisi aur ko chahte huye dekha,

Jo ubhar gaye thay tere door jane se,
Tere aney per woh zakham bharte huye dekha,

Nahin thi tu tou pass kuch bhi nahin tha,
Tujh se milne par naseeb khultay huye dekha,

Hussain zameen par tarapti huyi machli ki tarah,
Khud ko tere bin machalte dekha...!

aik khan nay aik bakra kharida.3 saal na to us nay bakray ko nehlaya aur na hi us ka gand saaf kia.bus usay aik kothary mein daal kar bhool gaya.3 saal kay baad us nay ailaan karaya k jo is bakray k saath 1 hour guzaray ga us ko 1 lac inam milay ga.yeh sun kar aik gora,aik pakistani aur aik sikh aya.pehlay gora ander gaya aur 2 minute bad hi wapis aa gaya.phir pakistani ander gaya aur aik minute bad hi wapis aa gaya.aakhir mein sikh ander gaya aur 30 second baad bakra bahar aa gaya.

Guzarta hoon mein jab bhi tere sheher ki galiyon se,
Beeti sadayen raqs karti hain tere ashiyanay se,

Karta hon yaad mein tujhe jab bhi,
Ik aah si uthti hai mere seeney mein,

Puchte hain log mujhse be basi ka sabab,
Kehta hon ke dil lagaya tha ek pathar se,

Mar kar bhi na bhula paaon ga mein woh lamhe,
Khelta tha mein jab bhi teri naachti zulfon se,

Rehta hai ik bacha sa mere wajood mein Husnain,
Bahelta hai jo teri yaadon ke khilone se...!