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Pagal Ankhon Wali Larki
Itne Mehngay khawab Na Dekhoo
Thak jao gi
Kanch se Nazuk Khwab Tumhare
Toot Gaye Toh Pachtao Gi
Tum Kia Jano
Khwab….Safar Ki Dhoop
Khwab….Adhori Raat Ke Dozakh
Khwab….Khayaloon Ka Pachtawa
Khwabo Ka Hasil Tanhai
Mehngay Khwab Kharidnay Ho toh
Ankhain Baicheni Parti Hain
Rishty Bholna Partay Hain
Khwabon Ke Oat Saraab Na Dekho
Pyaas Na Dekho
Itne Mehngay Khwab Na Dekho
Thak Jao Gi...!

once three talwaar baaz were sitting together and drinking whiskey . After they were all druk one of them said i am a very good talwaar baaz se, (he takes out his sword) can you see this mosqito flying ... yes . He cuts the mosquito in two . The second one also says no i am a very good talwaar baaz . See this mosquito and he cuts the mosquito in to four pices . The third one . The third one ah see this mosquito flying ... yes... and he tries to cuts the mosquito . the friend kya yaar it is still flying, yes i know but it can never become a father .

Suno jana!
Yun tanha ab akailay..
Raat bhar jaaga nahin jata.
K tanha bojh chahat ka…
Tou ab uthta nahin mujh say,
Suno!
Kia aisa ho nahin sakta…
K
Aadhi raat ko..
Kuch dair sahi….
Tum agar jago?
Ye chahat ka haseen aik bojh,
Aadha hi sahi….
Tum baant lo mujh say,
Phir aadha dard tum lay lo…
Phir aadhay khwaab tum daikho..
Ye dil ki beqarari…
Mujh say aadhi baant lo tum bhi,
Tou ab tum hi kaho jana!
Phir es baar-e-muhabbat ko…
Tum aadha baant lo gay naa...?

Tumhay zidd hai k main keh doon
Mujhay zidd hai k tum keh dou
Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai
Kaho mujh say mohabbat hai
Nahin yeh jantay dono
Mohabbat kab bhala mohtaaj hai lafzo ki
Mohabbat tou hamari dharkano ki saaz main shamil
Surelay geet ki manind
Mohabbat yaad ki devi
Jo tanha raat ko aksar utar aati hai aankho main
Mohabbat muskurahat hai haseen nazuk say honto main
Mohabbat sandali haathon ki nazuk larzish main hai
Mohabbat soch ki gehraiyon say phootti khushboo
Hamesha saath rehti hai
Mohabbat aankh main palta woh pur israr jazba hai
jisey ab tak nahin koi samajh paya
Na es ki koi surat hai
Na es ka koi paymana
Dhekay alfaaz main es ka bohat izhar hota hai
Kuch aisay he k jaisay aab
Tah-he-dil say tou hum dono bohat iqrar kartey hain
Magar phir bhi na janay kiyon
Tumhe zidd hai k main keh doon
Mujhey zidd hai k tum keh dou
Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai...!

khushia ke ghar 5 larkion ke baad 6th bhi larki hoee to uss ne sub ko ye kahaa ke larka hoa hai....sub log bachi ko pyar dai rahe thay ...bachi ke chacha dukhia ne kahaa ""oye yaar shakal waikh bilkul apnay payo te gaya ae..."" aur phir hawa se bachi ke ooper se chaadar urr gaye ...chachay ne jump laga ke kahaa...""oye thaleo maa te gaya ae "" ;)

Tareef karoon agar main tumhari
Sochta hun andaaz-e-bayaan kya hoga
Ghazal sunaoon auron k kalam se
Par unme aakhir naya kya hoga!

Tohfa doon agar main tumhe
Na kaafi gul-e-gulaab hoga
phir sochta hun jaan or ruh doon tumhe
Bhala isse nayaab aur kya hoga!

Samet loon agar tumhe ek lafz me
Chota jaan-e-wafa hoga
Kamzori nahi ho tum meri
Par es taakat ka naam naya hoga!

Dekhoon agar main tumhari nazron me
Ajab saa haal mera hoga
Main ki zaroorat nahi aainda
Usme tumsa nasha hi kya hoga!

Chhoo loon agar main tumhe
Bada kanpta sa haath mera hoga
Kaanch ki bani si tum
Toot gayin to mera kya hoga!

once a man bod all his hair and stand under a tree when a bird came and pooped on his head the man said to the bird your mom send you wiht out wearing your underwear.