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Mr. Nadeem said ""One day TV will take place the news paper.""
""No,Not at all"" Mr Abdul Qayuum Replied,""We can not wrap fish & chips in a TV""

KAHO AB KiYA KAHOON TUM SE
BATAO KYA LiKHOON TUM KO
MUJHE TAMHEED DO KOI
MUJHE UMEED DO KOI
NAYA iK LAFZ HO KOI
JAHAN SE BAAT CHAL NiKLAY
MERI MUSHKIL KA HAL NiKLAY
BATAO LAHJA KAISA HO Ke
TUM SE BAAT KERNI HAI
MUJHE THORA OJaLA DO
BASAR iK RAAT KARNI HAI
TUM APNI ROSHAN ANKHOON KO
AGAR KHOLO To MAIN LIKHOON
TUMHARE LAB SE AYE GA
SUKHAN MAIN iK TEEKHA PAN
TUMHARE ANKH DEy DEy GEE
mUKHATAB KO NASHEELA PAN
KAHO AB KYA iRADAH HAI
MUJHE AZHAR KARNA HAI...!

Usne kaha kon ho Tum?
Mai ne kaha Hasrat teri

Usne kaha Taktey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Surat teri

Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Pooja teri

Usne kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Mai ne kaha aisa sahi

Usne kaha chaHte ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Mohabbat teri

Usne kaha Pachtaoge,
Mai ne kaha Kismat meri...!

A computer sales person tried to sell his computer to a business lady. ""Mam! this computer can substitute at least 10 men-s job"" the sales person said. ""But I would still prefer real men in the business"" the lady replied.

Pyaar ke deep jalane wale kuch kuch pagal hotay hain
Apni jaan say jaane walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

Hijar ke gehray zakham milay tou mujhko yeh ehsass hua
pagal ko samjhanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

Jaan say pyaare logon say kuch kuch parda laZim hai
Saari baat batanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

khuwabon main bhi piya milan kay sapnay dekhte rehte hain
neendon main muskuranay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

es jhooti nagri main hum nay yehi hamesha dekha hai
sachi baat bataane walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

Pyaar jinhe hojaye unko chain bhala kab mill paata hai?
shab bhar ashk bahane walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

Apni Zaat ke ujray gulshan se woh pyaar kahan karte hain?
Auroon ko mehkaane walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

Issi ke ishq main bheeg ke sanam hum ko yeh ehsaas hua
Dil ki baat main Anay Walay kuch kuch pagal hotay...!

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says : ""Oh thank you, you saved my life, I-ll do ANYTHING for you..."" The man says : ""Okay then, sleep with me.""She says :""You PIG!! NEVER!!"" So he says ""FINE!"" and he drops her down.... So she-s falling and screaming...Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :""Oh thank you, you saved me, I-ll do anything that you
ask..."" The guy says : ""Fraulein, sleep with me."" She replies : ""Oh you nastypig!!! NEVER!"" So the man says : ""Fine!!!"" and he also drops her down again. She-s falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she-s going to die.

Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : ""Oh thank you, you saved my life, I-ll SLEEP with you!!"" The Muslim man replies : ""Astaqfirulla-h!"" and he drops her........