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once there was a passenger in a plane and he had to go to the garbage bin to spit. he asked the air hostess where the garbage was and she said that if he goes straight he will see a red dot and if he opens it he will find the bin. so he did what she said and when he wasn't quite there he saw a woman wearing a bindia and he pressed it so as she opened her mouth to screamed he spat in her mouth!!

Aaj kiya zikr kisi Ne jo TumHara
Halkey Halkey Say phir Tum YaaD Anay Lagay

Main Purani Baaton kay samander Main DooBney laga
Dil Main Ek Baar phir Tum utarnay lagay

palkoon kay Darwazay ko BanD kiya main Nay
Aur Ansoo Ban k Tum Aankhoon Say Behnay Lagay

BeBasi itni k Mairay Haath uth Gay
DoBara ALLAH Say Tumhian Mangnay Lagay

zikr Tumhara sun ker Ek Baar phir
Mare jazBaat Tumhari Tamana kernay lagay

Bana k Tasveer Teri Mairay zehn Main
Mairay Tootey Armaan Roney lagay

Paa k TumHian khowaboon Main Hum
jaag k phir Tumhian khoney lagay

Waada chahta hoon TakDeer sey Yeh
k BaDal Dey woh jo Honay lagay...!

Once One man went to an doctor and said--doctor!if we combine ours twoit will count 5.then doctor asked--why?there-sonly 2 for you.

Aaina Hoon Main Mere Saamne Aakar Dekho
Khud Nazar Aao gay Jo Aankh Mila Ker Dekho
Mere Gham Mai Meri Takdeer Nazar Aati Hai
Dagmagao ge Mera Dard Utha Ker Dekho
Youn Tu Aasaan Nazar Aata Hai Manzil Ka Safar
Kitna Mushquil Hai Meri Raah Se Jaaker Dekho
Bazam Ka Meri Charagaan Hai Nazar Ka Dhoka
Kin Andheroon Mai Bhatakta Hoon Main Aaker Dekho...!

aik dafa ghar key malik ko aik aadmi ney phone kia aur kaha key aik 50 year old khatoon ka intikal ho gaya hai,pata challa hai key woo app ki saas hai,app yah bata dein key inhey dafnana hai, jalana hai, ya sumunder main pahkana hai, malik makan nay socha aur jawab diya , risk na lo tinoo kaam karoo,

Wo Kehti Hay……
Batao Be Sabab Kion Rooth Jatay Ho?
Main Kehta Hoon…
Zara Mujh Ko Manao…… Acha Lagtaa Hay

Wo Kehti Hay
Mera Dil Tum Se Aakhir Kion Nahi Bharta?
Main Kehta Hoon….
Mohabat Ki Koi Hadd Hi Nahii Hotii….!

Wo Kehti Hay….
Batao…Main Tumhain Kion Bhaa Gayi Itna?
Main Kehta Hoon…
Merii jaan Hadsay To Ho Hii Jatay Hain!

Wo Kehti Hay…
Achanak Main Tumhain Yoon Hii Rulaa Doon Tu?
Main Kehta Hoon…
Mujhay Darr Hay K Tu Bhii Bheeg jaaye Gi…!

Wo Kehti Hay…
Batao..Baarishon Ki kiya Haqeeqat Hay?
Main Kehta Hoon…
K Yeh To Baadalon Ki Aankh Roti Hay…!

Wo Kehti Hay…
Tumhaaray Khwaab Saaray Kion Adhooray Hain?
Main Kehta Hoon…
Merii Jaan Tum Inhain Takmeel De Do Na…!