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Fozia Iqbal
Maa, Our Beta

Ek bachcha tha, oski maa osko kehti thi ke
""Agar koi cheez niche giri hoi ho, to usko mat uthana"" Ek dafa bachcha our oski maa bazar jarahe the to oski maa ek ghare me gir gai. Maa ne kaha ""Beta mujhko uthaoo"" Bache ne kaha ""Ammi aapne khudd hi to kaha tha ke, Jo cheez nije paree hoti hai osko nahin uthate.
""Agar koi cheez niche giri hoi ho, to usko mat uthana"" Ek dafa bachcha our oski maa bazar jarahe the to oski maa ek ghare me gir gai. Maa ne kaha ""Beta mujhko uthaoo"" Bache ne kaha ""Ammi aapne khudd hi to kaha tha ke, Jo cheez nije paree hoti hai osko nahin uthate.
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2 Like ·
Nov 24, 2017 at 07:11
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Sad

Mere Saath Tum Bhi Dua Karo

Mere saath tum bhi dua karo
yun kisi ke haq me bura na ho
kahin aur ho na ye haadsa
koi raaste me juda na ho
Sare shaam thehri hui zamen
jahan aasma hai jhuka hua
usi mod pe mere waaste
woh chiragh leke khada na ho
Meri chhat se raat ki sej tak
koi ansuon ki lakeer hai
zara badh ke chand se puchhna
woh isi taraf se gaya na ho
Woh farishte aap talash karen
kahaniyon ki kitaab me
jo bura kahen na bura sune
koi shakhs unse khafa na ho
Woh firaq ho ke wisaal ho
teri aag meheke gi ek din
woh gulaab ban ke khilega kya
jo chiragh ban ke jala na ho...!
yun kisi ke haq me bura na ho
kahin aur ho na ye haadsa
koi raaste me juda na ho
Sare shaam thehri hui zamen
jahan aasma hai jhuka hua
usi mod pe mere waaste
woh chiragh leke khada na ho
Meri chhat se raat ki sej tak
koi ansuon ki lakeer hai
zara badh ke chand se puchhna
woh isi taraf se gaya na ho
Woh farishte aap talash karen
kahaniyon ki kitaab me
jo bura kahen na bura sune
koi shakhs unse khafa na ho
Woh firaq ho ke wisaal ho
teri aag meheke gi ek din
woh gulaab ban ke khilega kya
jo chiragh ban ke jala na ho...!
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1 Like ·
Nov 24, 2017 at 06:11
Category: sad
Social Wall / Videos
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Nov 24, 2017 at 01:11
Category: videos
Poetry / Sad

Hanste Hain Yun Hans Kar Rula Jate Hein Log

Hanste Hain Yun Hans Kar Rula Jate Hein Log,
Milte Hain Yunhi Mil Kar Juda Ho Jate Hein Log,
Pal Do Pal Ki Mohabbat Ko Umar Ka Saath Samjhna,
Mohabbat Bi Karte Hain Or Khafa Bhi Ho Jate Hain Log,
Naseeb Mein Pyar Na Tha Jo Mujhe Mila Hi Nahi,
Kr K Izhaar-E-Mohabbat Bhi Beparwah Ho Jate Hain Log,
Ab Kis Say Shikwa Karen Apni Mohabbat Ka Ay Hasan
Kar K Wafa Ka Vaada Bewafa Ho Jate Hain Log...!
Milte Hain Yunhi Mil Kar Juda Ho Jate Hein Log,
Pal Do Pal Ki Mohabbat Ko Umar Ka Saath Samjhna,
Mohabbat Bi Karte Hain Or Khafa Bhi Ho Jate Hain Log,
Naseeb Mein Pyar Na Tha Jo Mujhe Mila Hi Nahi,
Kr K Izhaar-E-Mohabbat Bhi Beparwah Ho Jate Hain Log,
Ab Kis Say Shikwa Karen Apni Mohabbat Ka Ay Hasan
Kar K Wafa Ka Vaada Bewafa Ho Jate Hain Log...!
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1 Like ·
Nov 24, 2017 at 00:11
Category: sad
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Pinky Queen
Arabi, Punjabi And A English Man...

Ek dafa ek punjabi ek arabi our ek angrez Habib Bank Ltd ke paas se guzarte hain. To angrez parhta hai ""Habib Bank Ltd"" Arabi parhta hai ""Al-Habib Bank Ltd"" Punjabi parhta hai ""Habib di bhain da lamba tidh""
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4 Like ·
Nov 24, 2017 at 00:11
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Friendship

Kia Khabar Tum Ko Dosti Kia Hai

Kia Khabar Tum Ko Dosti Kia Hai
Ye Roshni Bhi Hai Andhera Bhi Hai
Khwahishon Say Bhara Jazeera Bhi Hai
Bohat Anmol Ik Heera Bhi Hai
Dosti Ik Haseen Khwab Bhi Hai
Pass Say Dekho Tou Sarab Bhi Hai
Dukh Milnay Pe Ye Azab Bhi Hai
Aur Ye Piyar Ka Jawaz Bhi Hai
Dosti Yoon Tou Maaya Jaal Bhi Hai
Ik Haqeeqat Bhi Hai Khayal Bhi Hai...!
Ye Roshni Bhi Hai Andhera Bhi Hai
Khwahishon Say Bhara Jazeera Bhi Hai
Bohat Anmol Ik Heera Bhi Hai
Dosti Ik Haseen Khwab Bhi Hai
Pass Say Dekho Tou Sarab Bhi Hai
Dukh Milnay Pe Ye Azab Bhi Hai
Aur Ye Piyar Ka Jawaz Bhi Hai
Dosti Yoon Tou Maaya Jaal Bhi Hai
Ik Haqeeqat Bhi Hai Khayal Bhi Hai...!
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5 Like ·
Nov 23, 2017 at 17:11
Category: friendship
Social Wall / Videos
Hindi Music Videos
Tum Mil Gaye Feat Peddy
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0 Like ·
Nov 23, 2017 at 16:11
Category: videos
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Amnah Khan
Laila Majanu

Ek bar laila aur majanu garden me jate hai.....usake baad pucho mat kya huwa.....Phir bhi mai batata hu....nahi abhi nahi phir kabhi bataunga.
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2 Like ·
Nov 23, 2017 at 13:11
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Sad

Tum Jo Hote To Mujhay Kitna Sahara Hota

Tum jo hote to mujhay kitna sahara hota
Main ne auron ko na dukh mian pukara hota
Jitni shiddat se wabasta tha main tujh se
Kis tarh mera, tere bagher guzara hota
Mujh ko ye soch hi kafi hai jalane k lye
Main na hota to koi or tumhara hota
Or hum beth k khamoshi se rotay rehte
Shaam hoti, sharaab hoti, dariya ka kinara hota...!
Main ne auron ko na dukh mian pukara hota
Jitni shiddat se wabasta tha main tujh se
Kis tarh mera, tere bagher guzara hota
Mujh ko ye soch hi kafi hai jalane k lye
Main na hota to koi or tumhara hota
Or hum beth k khamoshi se rotay rehte
Shaam hoti, sharaab hoti, dariya ka kinara hota...!
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1 Like ·
Nov 23, 2017 at 11:11
Category: sad





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