iJunoon Archives

Life before marriage is like AIRTEL:
'Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan'

Life during engagement is like RELIANCE:
'Kar Lo Duniya Muthi Mein'

Life during Honeymoon is like IDEA:
'A wife can change your life'

Life after one year of marriage is like HUTCH:
'Whereever you go your wife follows'

Life after 10 years of marriage is like MTNL/BSNL:
'The subscriber is not reachable'

Dil o jaan se meri ye tamna hai
ae dost!
k mujh mein es tarh bas jao tum
k meri dastan ban jao tum

jab kabhi mein kuch kehna chahon
to mera bayan ban jao tum

mein jahan apne sapno ke phool khila sakon
mere liye aisa Gulstan ban jao tum!

mein jab bhi kabhi bhi kuch likhna chahon
to mera unwan ban jao tum

bas itne si tamna hai meri
k mere liye
mera JAHAN ban jao tum...!

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.

ab khof nahi mjhe ksi raah guzar se

mai door nikal aye hoon pathar k nagar se

wo mjh se mile ga ksi bhi morr per zaroor

ye baat mjhe maloom hai aghaz-e-safar se

jesi bhi hoon achi ya buri apne liye hoon

mai khud ko nahi dekhti auron ki nazar se...!

Father and Son were in conversation on the beach
Son: Praaji, Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Father: Tumhe nahe pata ?
Son: Nahe pata.
Father: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech
mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

Kuch bhi to nahi waisa
jaisa tujhay socha tha
jitna tujhay chaha tha
socha tha teray lab per
kuch harf duaoon k
kuch phool wafaoon k
mehkain gay meri khatir
kuch bhi to nahi waisa
jaisa tujhay socha tha
mehsoos yeh hota hai
dukh jheelay thay jo ab tak
bay naam musafat main
likhnay ki mohabbat main
perhnay ki zaroorat main

bay sood riyazat thi
bay faiz ibadat thi
jo khawab bhi thay dekhay
in jaagti aankhon ne

sab khaam khayali thi
phir bhi tujhay panay ki
dil k kissi goshay main
khawahish to bachaa li thi

laikin tujhay pa ker bhi
aur khud ko gawa ker bhi

is habs k mausam ki khirki se hawa aai
na phool se khushboo ki koi bhi sada aai

ab neend hai aankhon main
na dil main woh pehli si taza sukhan aarai
na lafaz meray niklay
na harf o mani ki danish meray kaam aai
nadeeda rafaqat main
jitni bhi aziyyat thi
sab meray hi naam aai
kuch bhi to nahi waisa
jaisa tujhay socha tha
jaisa tujhay chaha tha....!