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Amnah Khan

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says : ""Oh thank you, you saved my life, I-ll do ANYTHING for you..."" The man says : ""Okay then, sleep with me.""She says :""You PIG!! NEVER!!"" So he says ""FINE!"" and he drops her down.... So she-s falling and screaming...Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :""Oh thank you, you saved me, I-ll do anything that you
ask..."" The guy says : ""Fraulein, sleep with me."" She replies : ""Oh you nastypig!!! NEVER!"" So the man says : ""Fine!!!"" and he also drops her down again. She-s falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she-s going to die.

Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : ""Oh thank you, you saved my life, I-ll SLEEP with you!!"" The Muslim man replies : ""Astaqfirulla-h!"" and he drops her........

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· 2 Like · Feb 02, 2019 at 17:02
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