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A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:
""Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden.
When is the best time to plant it?""

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied:
""Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I
hid all the money.""

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
""Dear Husband, You wouldn-t believe what happened: some men came with
shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden.""

The prisoner wrote another letter back:
""Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce.""

aik jumle mein kahon
wo shakhs mere liye kya hai!
dua hai!!
wo shakhs...
mere liye wo dua hai
ke jis ke waselay se main ne
sab kuch mangna seekha hai!!!

Once a hunter went to the Jungle for hunting with his wife and mother-in law.one morning wife got up and found nowhere his mother.she became confuse.she told his husband about his mother.so they started search for her.suddenly they saw her staring a lion angrily standing in a ground.wife cried for help.but his husband said;MEIN KIA KAROON,SHER KHOOD MUSIBAT MEIN PARA HAY.(what can i do- lion has itsef created problem for him)

Ik Shaks Ko Sochnay Lagi Mein
Phir Aaina Dekhne Lagi Mein

Oski Tarah Apna Naam Le Kar
Khud Ko Bhee Lagi Nayi Nayi Mein

TU Mere Bagair Na Reh Sakaa Tou
Kub Tere Bagair Jee Saki Mein ???

Aati Rahay Ab Kaheen Se Aawaaz
Ab Tou Tere Paas Aagayi Mein

Daaman Tha Tera Ke Mera Maatha ?
Jo Daagh Bhee Thay Mita CHuki Mein...!

Bob and his friend, Nick, rob a bank and all they
get away with are two sacks, so they keep one each.
After awhile they meet again and Bob asks Nick, ""What
did you find in your sack?""
""Half a million.""
""Wow, that-s a lot! What did you do with the cash?""
""I bought a house. How about your sack, Bob?""
""I didn-t do as good as you, mine was full of bills.""
""And what did you do with them?""
""Well, little by little, I-m paying them off . . .""

Mohabbat mein koi farmaish na karna
Meri ghurbat ki phir numaish na karna

Jaan to muskura kar doon ga agarcha ho
Wafa ke naam par hijar Azmaish na karna

Khawbon ki tabeer badal jaati hai
Kabhi khowaboon ki khawish na karna

Ankhon mein paani dekh kar jal na jaye
Dekhna samundar ke kareeb rehaish na karna

Tu nahin paas magar dil mein mere shakir
In faslon ki kabhi pemaiesh mat karna...!