Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

To be a ""Good professional"",
always start to study late for ""Exams"".
Because it teaches how to manage ""Time""
and take ""Emergencies""!!

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

Why Study For Exams....
Are they not about what you know,
not about how much you can cram into
your head the night before?

I was thinking about how people seem to read
the Bible a whole lot more as they get older,
then it dawned on me . .
they're cramming for their final exam.

Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable
things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds.
It's well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences
if you don't get it done.

As long as learning is connected with earning,
as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams,
so long must we take this examination system seriously.
If another ladder to employment was contrived,
much so-called education would disappear,
and no one would be a penny the stupider.

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
""mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?"".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte thay
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte thay,
utna syllabus tou hum chod diya karte thay...

I was thrown out of college for cheating
on the metaphysics exam;
I looked into the soul of the boy
sitting next to me - Woody Allen

Looking back I find it hard to believe that
I could forget a career in anything other than football but
I didn't do too badly in my final exams and there were a few business-related courses that interested me.

There are six components of wellness:
proper weight and diet, proper exercise,
breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol,
stress management and periodic exams.
Kenneth H. Cooper

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, ""is this love?"".
GOD replied, ""no dear, result is near...

Har Sawal Se Datt Kar Ladna,
Phekney Mein Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila Tou Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham tou u hi aye thay paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha tou yaad aaya,
Kuch Tou Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai...

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Exams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.â€‌
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study...

It takes 15 trees to produce
The amount of paper that
We use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting
The noble cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Exame song by Munna bhai:
Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaaro,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaagey.
Ek pariksha khatam,
Tou duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega...
Abhi bhi waqt hai, dou line parh lo...
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
Grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
Give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best...

Kash koi Exam Result ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karwa lete…

Itni shiddat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay

K har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay

Yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain

End mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai...

HAPPY.......ENDINGS

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless,
so i asked GOD IS THIS LOVE?GOD REPLIED
NO DEAR EXAMS ARE NEAR.