An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
""mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?"".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte thay
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte thay,
utna syllabus tou hum chod diya karte thay...

I was thrown out of college for cheating
on the metaphysics exam;
I looked into the soul of the boy
sitting next to me - Woody Allen

Looking back I find it hard to believe that
I could forget a career in anything other than football but
I didn't do too badly in my final exams and there were a few business-related courses that interested me.

There are six components of wellness:
proper weight and diet, proper exercise,
breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol,
stress management and periodic exams.
Kenneth H. Cooper

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, ""is this love?"".
GOD replied, ""no dear, result is near...

Har Sawal Se Datt Kar Ladna,
Phekney Mein Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila Tou Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham tou u hi aye thay paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha tou yaad aaya,
Kuch Tou Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai...