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Mohammad Asif

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 239
Member Since : Mar 02, 2003
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Asif

Mera Dil...

Go down 2 C my heart...


















Dekha
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL...

· 1 Like · Mar 10, 2019 at 08:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Asif

New Addition To The Periodic Table

New addition to the periodic table

Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!

· 1 Like · Mar 09, 2019 at 02:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Asif

New Addition To The Periodic Table

New addition to the periodic table

Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!

· 1 Like · Mar 08, 2019 at 18:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Asif

Agar Tum Kaho Tou Tumhare Liye

Agar tum kaho tou tumhare liye

aasman se chaand taare tod laaun,

Agar tum kaho tou tumhare liye

aasman se chaand taare tod laaun,

Lekin tum unka karogi kya??? ....
(Kya logical sher hai!!)

· 1 Like · Mar 06, 2019 at 06:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Asif

Kitne Haseen Hai Aap,

Kitne haseen hai aap,
Khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.
Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,
Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo.

· 1 Like · Mar 05, 2019 at 00:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Asif

Life Is So Simple:

Life is so Simple:

When NASA began launch of astronauts in space,

they found out that d pen wouldn't work

at zero gravity(ink won't flow down 2

writing surface). It took them 1 decade

& $12 million 2 solve this problem.

They developed a pen that worked at 0 gravity,

upside down, underwater, on practically any surface

including crystals temperatures ranging

from below freezing to above 300'celsius.
.
.
.
.
.
.

And what did the Russians do?

They used a PENCIL...

· 1 Like · Feb 07, 2019 at 05:02
Category: miscellaneous
 
Poetry / Sad

Mohammad Asif

Yaad

Gham me hansne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
Lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
Hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
Kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata

Lehar ati hai kinare se palat jati hai,
Yad ati hai dil me simat jati hai,
Faraq itna hai k lehar bewaqt ati hai,
Aur aap ki yaad har waqt ati hai

· 1 Like · Dec 29, 2018 at 02:12
Category: sad
 
Poetry / Love

Mohammad Asif

Kisi Din

Kisi din meray ghar aao

Meray kamray main baitho

Aur aik aik shay ko ghour say dekho

Bookshelf main pari hooi kitaabain aur diarian

Guldaan main murjahay hooay phool

Daraaz main mojood cassettes

Devaaron par khuday hooay horoof

Aur bister par naqash-e bay qarari

Tum par aayan karay gi.

Kay meri aarzoun nay kis tarha tumhaari aarzoo ki

Aur kaisay meray khawaabon nay tumhaaray khawaab dekhay

Agar ho sakay to...

Kisi din meray ghar aao.

· 1 Like · Dec 12, 2018 at 16:12
Category: love
 
Poetry / Love

Mohammad Asif

Bhula Diya

Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya,
Aapne duniya k kehne peh hume bhula dia,
Hum to vaise bhi akele thay,
Kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.

· 1 Like · Nov 26, 2018 at 04:11
Category: love
 
Poetry / Love

Mohammad Asif

Kabhii Mujh Ko Saath Lekar

kabhii mujh ko saath lekar, kabhii mere saath chal kar
vo badal gaye achaanak merii zindagii badal kar

huye jis pe meharabaaN tum koi Khushnasiib hogaa
merii hasaratein to nikaliin mere aaNsuuon mein Dhal ke

terii zulf-o-ruKh ke qurbaaN dil-e-zaar dhondta hai
vahii champai ujaale vahii suramai dhundalkey

koi phuul ban gayaa hai koi chaaNd koi taaraa
jo chiraaG bujh gaye hain terii anjuman mein jal ke

mere dosto Khudaaraa mere saath tum bhii DhuuNDo
vo yahiin kahiin chhupe hain mere Gam kaa ruKh badal ke

terii bejhijhak haNsii se na kisii kaa dil ho mailaa
ye nagar hai aainon kaa yahaaN saaNs le sambhal ke

· 1 Like · Nov 21, 2018 at 03:11
Category: love
 

Mohammad Asif

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Country : Pakistan

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Total Updates : 239
Member Since : Mar 02, 2003

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