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Abdul Khaliq
Khan Sahab In U.s.a
Aik khan sahab apne kisi english friend ki dawat per first time america gaye.
wahan pohanch ker unse achi tarah mile raat ko sone ke time unke friend ki wife ne kaha ki khan sahab hamare paas sirf 2 rooms hain aik hamara husband wife ka aur aik ""baby"" ka hum apne room mein to aapko sula nahin sakte aap aisa karein ke ""baby"" ke room mein so jaen.
khan sahab ne kaha ki aap log khwahmakhwah bacha log ko perashen ne kerien mein tv lounch mein hi so jaonga.
wo sab so gae
subah breakfast ke time per khan sahab nashta ker rahe the ki ander se 16 saal ki jawan si larki aaee unke dost ne introduce karaya khan sahab meet her she-s our baby.
khan sahab ne jawab diya ki well meet me i-m ""ullu ka patha""
wahan pohanch ker unse achi tarah mile raat ko sone ke time unke friend ki wife ne kaha ki khan sahab hamare paas sirf 2 rooms hain aik hamara husband wife ka aur aik ""baby"" ka hum apne room mein to aapko sula nahin sakte aap aisa karein ke ""baby"" ke room mein so jaen.
khan sahab ne kaha ki aap log khwahmakhwah bacha log ko perashen ne kerien mein tv lounch mein hi so jaonga.
wo sab so gae
subah breakfast ke time per khan sahab nashta ker rahe the ki ander se 16 saal ki jawan si larki aaee unke dost ne introduce karaya khan sahab meet her she-s our baby.
khan sahab ne jawab diya ki well meet me i-m ""ullu ka patha""
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Apr 28, 2021 at 13:04
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Ali Awan Malik
KAUN SAHAB
EK AADMI KO PARRIS KE DO RETURN TICKETS MILTAY HEIN.WIH APNE GHAR APNI BIVI KO PHONE KARTA HAY AUR KAHTA HAY KE DARLING TUM MERE SAATH PARIS JANA PASAND KARO GI.DONO HONEYMOON MANAIN GAY
US KI BIVI BOLI THEEK HAY MEIN ZAROOR JAOON GI MAGAR AAP KAUN SAHAB BOL RAHAY HEIN.
US KI BIVI BOLI THEEK HAY MEIN ZAROOR JAOON GI MAGAR AAP KAUN SAHAB BOL RAHAY HEIN.
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Dec 04, 2018 at 01:12
Category: miscellaneous
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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Urooj Imran
Sahab Apka Kutta To Admi Jesa Dikhta Hai Kya Khilate Ho?
Naukar: Sahab apka kutta to admi jesa dikhta hai kya khilate ho?
Sahab: Kamine ye kutta nahi hai mera beta hai engineering ker raha hai
abi exam chal rhe hain.
Sahab: Kamine ye kutta nahi hai mera beta hai engineering ker raha hai
abi exam chal rhe hain.
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Jun 01, 2018 at 00:06
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mohammad Ali Khan
Moulvi Sahab
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May 06, 2018 at 11:05
Category: miscellaneous
Social Wall / Photos
Haya Jalal
Maulana Tariq Jamil Sahab Farmate Hain.
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Apr 18, 2016 at 13:04
Category: photos
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Sana Ali
Khan Sahab
Aik khan sahab Aeropaln main bathte hai. Aeroplan age hi 2 ghante late hota hai jab, Allah Allah ker ke jab aeroplan runway per chalna shuru hota hai khan sahab kahte hai aik to agae hi late hai upper se aeroplan road se ja raha hai. hahahahahah
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May 08, 2015 at 19:05
Category: funny
Sms / Ramazan
Waseem Mughal
Mufti Sahab
Mufti Sahab Ne Ailaan Kya Hai K Rozay Main Ek Cheez Kha Saktay Hain.
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Main Bhi Khaa Raha Hon Aap Bhi Khaaen.
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"HAWA"
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Main Bhi Khaa Raha Hon Aap Bhi Khaaen.
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"HAWA"
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Aug 07, 2010 at 18:08
Category: ramazan
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Sahab:tumhey Sharam Nahi Aati
eik dafa eik choor chori kerte howey pakra gaya phir sahab ne kaha ke tumhey sharam nahi ati tum chori kerte ho chor ne kaha sharam aati hai is liyay to muh main kapra pehan ker chori kerte hain ;)
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Khan Sahab
AIK KHAN SAHAB MURGHI PAKER KE LATEY HAIN WHO USEY PINJREY MAIN BAND KERTY HAIN WHO PEECHEY SE NIKAL JATI HAY WHO PHIR BAND KERTY HAIN PHIR PEECHEY SE NIKAL JATI HAY PHIR BAND KERTEY HAIN PHIR PEECHEY SE NIKAL JATI HAY UNHAIN GUSSA AA JATA HAY WHO US KO KAT KE KHA JATEY HAIN WHO PHIR PEECHEY SE NIKAL JATI HAY
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Eik Khan Sahab
eik khan sahab eik dafa jahaz main safar kar rahay hotay hain unhain ulti ho jati hay to unhain dekh kar sab musafir ulti kar nay lagtay hain thori der main air hostes aakar khan sahab say kahti hay ut
lti to app ko ho rahi thi to khan sahab nay jawab main nay ulti ki in sub ko bura laga main nay wapas pe li.
lti to app ko ho rahi thi to khan sahab nay jawab main nay ulti ki in sub ko bura laga main nay wapas pe li.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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A Molvi Sahab ..dog And Chidrens
EK DIN AIK MOLVI SAHAB KAHIN SE GUZAR RAHAE THAE YAHA MOLVI SAHAB NE KUCH BACHO KO LARTAE HOWAE DAIKHA PHIR MOLVI SAHAB NE BACHO SE YE POCHA K TUM LOOG KYUN LAR RAHAE OH TUU AIK BACHAE NE KAHA K YE AIK KHOBSURAT DOG HAE OR YE HUM SAB KO CHIYAE TUU BACHO NE PROGRAME BNANAYA K BACHOO MAE JOO SAAAB SE ACCHA JHOOT BOLAE GA WO YE DOG LE JAE GA TUU GAYE GA TUU MOLVI SAHAB NE KAHA KE MAE NAEAPNI ZINDAGI MAE KABHI JHOOT NAHI BOLA TUU AIK CHOTAE SE BACHAE NE KAHA K CHALOO BAHI ABB YE DOG MOLVI SAHAB KO DE DOO ....
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Funny
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Pathan Sahab
Aik din cinema me khan sahab apni wife ke sath picture dekhney jaty hai , cenema pohunch ker khan sab apni wife ko kehty hai k tum aunder ja ker apni seet per bethoo me kuch khany k liyee nimco or coldrink lee ker aa raha hoo.
wife ja ker apni seet per beeth jati hai our film dekhny lagti hai jub khan sahab aaty hai to un ko kuch dikhai nahi deeta woh gate keeper se kehty hai ke bhai meri wife under bethi howii hai mager mujhaay nazar nahi aa rahi tum meri madad karo to gate keeper kehta hai k aap ka seet kia hai jis per khan sahab apna seet number batatty hai .
to gate keeper kehtaa hai k woh jo burkhay me aurat behthi hai wahi tumhara wife lagta hai mager ahtiyaat ke toor per pooch lena.. khan sahab kushi kushi ja ker un ladies ko jo ke burqaah pehen ker bheeti hoti hai un see kehty hai k MAAF KERNA BEHEN G KAHI TUM HAMARA B.V TO NAHI HAI .?...........><><><><><><><><><>><><><><><><><><>
wife ja ker apni seet per beeth jati hai our film dekhny lagti hai jub khan sahab aaty hai to un ko kuch dikhai nahi deeta woh gate keeper se kehty hai ke bhai meri wife under bethi howii hai mager mujhaay nazar nahi aa rahi tum meri madad karo to gate keeper kehta hai k aap ka seet kia hai jis per khan sahab apna seet number batatty hai .
to gate keeper kehtaa hai k woh jo burkhay me aurat behthi hai wahi tumhara wife lagta hai mager ahtiyaat ke toor per pooch lena.. khan sahab kushi kushi ja ker un ladies ko jo ke burqaah pehen ker bheeti hoti hai un see kehty hai k MAAF KERNA BEHEN G KAHI TUM HAMARA B.V TO NAHI HAI .?...........><><><><><><><><><>><><><><><><><><>
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
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Khan Sahab
aik khan sahab jahaz main safar kar rahay hotay hain un kay sath karchi ka aik sath batha hota hain us sath ko padh ata ha tu wo khan ki waja say padh aahista aahista marta hay khan us kay pad ki awaz sun lata ha tu us ko gali dayna lug jata haa ka khabees ka bacha saray pad ka tuta tota kar deya
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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General Sahab
WARDI KI SADARAT MAIN............,
KHAMBON KI WAZARAT MAIN............,
4 SU ANDHAIRA HAI.............,
ROSHNI KAY SHEHAR MAIN..............,
KHOF KA BASAIRA HAI.............,
SHAHAR KA HAR POLICE MAN.................,
DAAKU HAI LUTAIRA HAI...............,
HAR GALI MAIN SHOR HAI..............,
CHOROON KA ZOOR HAI.............,
AAM AADMI KHOWAAR HAI...........,
ZULM SAY 2, 4 HAI.............,
ELAAJ KI SAKKAT NAHI.................,
HER GHAREEB BIMAAR HAI...............,
ZINDAGI SAY HAR KOI..............,
TANG HAI BEZAAR HAI..........,
MAE-KHANA MEHFOOZ HAI...............,
MASJID PE YALGHAR HAI..................,
YEY SUB ISS LIYAY Q K HAMARA GENERAL,
BARA HI
ROSHAN KHAYAL HAI
SADIQ
KHAMBON KI WAZARAT MAIN............,
4 SU ANDHAIRA HAI.............,
ROSHNI KAY SHEHAR MAIN..............,
KHOF KA BASAIRA HAI.............,
SHAHAR KA HAR POLICE MAN.................,
DAAKU HAI LUTAIRA HAI...............,
HAR GALI MAIN SHOR HAI..............,
CHOROON KA ZOOR HAI.............,
AAM AADMI KHOWAAR HAI...........,
ZULM SAY 2, 4 HAI.............,
ELAAJ KI SAKKAT NAHI.................,
HER GHAREEB BIMAAR HAI...............,
ZINDAGI SAY HAR KOI..............,
TANG HAI BEZAAR HAI..........,
MAE-KHANA MEHFOOZ HAI...............,
MASJID PE YALGHAR HAI..................,
YEY SUB ISS LIYAY Q K HAMARA GENERAL,
BARA HI
ROSHAN KHAYAL HAI
SADIQ
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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