Ali Awan Malik

once a journalist asked reema thatwat she usually does after getting up in the morning
reema inocently replied that after getting in the morning i like to go to my home

''Galileo used lamp to study,
Grahmbell used candle, Shakespeare
used streetlight
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Moral : Sab apne jaise hi the, Din mai
timepass aur Raat mai nautanki...!''

once there was a passenger in a plane and he had to go to the garbage bin to spit. he asked the air hostess where the garbage was and she said that if he goes straight he will see a red dot and if he opens it he will find the bin. so he did what she said and when he wasn't quite there he saw a woman wearing a bindia and he pressed it so as she opened her mouth to screamed he spat in her mouth!!