Ali Awan Malik

once there was a passenger in a plane and he had to go to the garbage bin to spit. he asked the air hostess where the garbage was and she said that if he goes straight he will see a red dot and if he opens it he will find the bin. so he did what she said and when he wasn't quite there he saw a woman wearing a bindia and he pressed it so as she opened her mouth to screamed he spat in her mouth!!

EK AADMI KO PARRIS KE DO RETURN TICKETS MILTAY HEIN.WIH APNE GHAR APNI BIVI KO PHONE KARTA HAY AUR KAHTA HAY KE DARLING TUM MERE SAATH PARIS JANA PASAND KARO GI.DONO HONEYMOON MANAIN GAY
US KI BIVI BOLI THEEK HAY MEIN ZAROOR JAOON GI MAGAR AAP KAUN SAHAB BOL RAHAY HEIN.

tanzia lehja munafiqat dil aur lafzon ke jaal
ae ibn e aadam, kya tu waqai ashraf ul makhlooqat hai

Khushi ki baat hai ya dukh ka manzar dekh sakti hoon,
Teri awaaz ka chehra main chuu kar dekh sakti hoon,
Abhi tere labon pe zikar fasl-e-gul nahin aya,
Magar ik phool khilte apne andar dekh sakti hoon,
Kinaara dhoondne ki chaah tak mujh mein nahin hogi,
Main apne gird aik aesa samandar dekh sakti hoon,
Vasaal-o-hijar apne yaksaa’n* hain, woh manzar hai chahat mein,
Main aankhain band kar ke tujh ko aksar dekh sakti hoon,
Abhi tere siwaa duniyaa bhi hai maujood is dil main,
Main khud ko kiss tarah tere baraabar dekh sakti hoon..