Ali Awan Malik

''Galileo used lamp to study,
Grahmbell used candle, Shakespeare
used streetlight
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Moral : Sab apne jaise hi the, Din mai
timepass aur Raat mai nautanki...!''

once there was a passenger in a plane and he had to go to the garbage bin to spit. he asked the air hostess where the garbage was and she said that if he goes straight he will see a red dot and if he opens it he will find the bin. so he did what she said and when he wasn't quite there he saw a woman wearing a bindia and he pressed it so as she opened her mouth to screamed he spat in her mouth!!

EK AADMI KO PARRIS KE DO RETURN TICKETS MILTAY HEIN.WIH APNE GHAR APNI BIVI KO PHONE KARTA HAY AUR KAHTA HAY KE DARLING TUM MERE SAATH PARIS JANA PASAND KARO GI.DONO HONEYMOON MANAIN GAY
US KI BIVI BOLI THEEK HAY MEIN ZAROOR JAOON GI MAGAR AAP KAUN SAHAB BOL RAHAY HEIN.