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Waseem Mughal
From : Pakistan
Followers : 0 Total Updates : 1693
Member Since : Jul 12, 2007
Followers : 0 Total Updates : 1693
Member Since : Jul 12, 2007
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Waseem Mughal
Wow

teacher: khubsoorat larki sadhak pe chal rahi hai english mein bolo,
student.......WoW!!
student.......WoW!!
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Mar 22, 2019 at 15:03
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Waseem Mughal
Dead Body

Husband: jab men mar jaon to
hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana
Wife: wo Q?
Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy
say lipat lipat kr roti hen
hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana
Wife: wo Q?
Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy
say lipat lipat kr roti hen
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Mar 22, 2019 at 07:03
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Waseem Mughal
14 Girls

Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy: Oh Yea... What a life!"
Najoomi: Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy: Oh Yea... What a life!"
Najoomi: Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.
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Mar 22, 2019 at 00:03
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Waseem Mughal
Dooooooooor

Mareez: Dr sahab mujhay door ka nazar nahi aata.
Doctor: Aasman per dekho wo kia hy?
Mareez: Chaand.
Doctor: Ab is say door kia Farishtay dekhay ga?
Doctor: Aasman per dekho wo kia hy?
Mareez: Chaand.
Doctor: Ab is say door kia Farishtay dekhay ga?
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Mar 21, 2019 at 10:03
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Waseem Mughal
Data Base
Teacher;
Translate into English "Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mujse Hafiza Mera"
STUDENT:My Mind is Full of Data Base, O God! Plz Make Me a Mental Case.
Translate into English "Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mujse Hafiza Mera"
STUDENT:My Mind is Full of Data Base, O God! Plz Make Me a Mental Case.
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Mar 20, 2019 at 11:03
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Waseem Mughal
Japanese Vs Pakistani
Japanese guy visited Pakistan & took taxi 2 go to friend's house.
On way
Toyota passd by
He yelled to the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan very fast.
Then
Honda passed
He again:
Honda, made in Japan very fast.
Then
Prado passed
He again:
Prado, made in Japan very fast.
Taxi Driver got angry
When
He arrived at his Friends house
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japanese:
So much money ?
The angry driver replied:
Taxi meter,
Made in Pakistan,
Very very fast !!
On way
Toyota passd by
He yelled to the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan very fast.
Then
Honda passed
He again:
Honda, made in Japan very fast.
Then
Prado passed
He again:
Prado, made in Japan very fast.
Taxi Driver got angry
When
He arrived at his Friends house
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japanese:
So much money ?
The angry driver replied:
Taxi meter,
Made in Pakistan,
Very very fast !!
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Mar 20, 2019 at 04:03
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Waseem Mughal
Bird Flu

TEACHER-Kal tm school q nai aye?
STuDNeT-Mujeh bird flu ho gya tha.
TCHR-ye to murge ki bimari hy?
STDNT-ap ne mujhy insan chora hi kab?
roz murga bna deti hEn.
STuDNeT-Mujeh bird flu ho gya tha.
TCHR-ye to murge ki bimari hy?
STDNT-ap ne mujhy insan chora hi kab?
roz murga bna deti hEn.
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Mar 19, 2019 at 20:03
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Waseem Mughal
Phoolon K Haar

Operation se Pehly Doctor ne Phoolon k Haar Mangwaey...
Patient: Ye kis Liye?
DR: Mera First Operation Hy.
Agr kamyab Hua Tu mere Liye Werna Tmhary Liye. ;-)
Patient: Ye kis Liye?
DR: Mera First Operation Hy.
Agr kamyab Hua Tu mere Liye Werna Tmhary Liye. ;-)
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Mar 19, 2019 at 12:03
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Waseem Mughal
Chor

Ek motti ourat ne chor ko pakar lya.
Or os k oopar baith gai.
Nokar sy kaha police ko bola kr lao.
Nokar,
meri chapal kho gai hai..
Chor,
bhai meri pehan lo magar jaldi se bola kar lao.
Or os k oopar baith gai.
Nokar sy kaha police ko bola kr lao.
Nokar,
meri chapal kho gai hai..
Chor,
bhai meri pehan lo magar jaldi se bola kar lao.
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Mar 19, 2019 at 05:03
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Waseem Mughal
Egg

Teachr: Ande Mein Se Murgi Ka
Bacha Kaise Nikla?
Bacha: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,
Jyada Interesting Ye Hai
K Wo Usme Gaya Kaise
Bacha Kaise Nikla?
Bacha: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,
Jyada Interesting Ye Hai
K Wo Usme Gaya Kaise
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Mar 18, 2019 at 22:03
Category: miscellaneous
Waseem Mughal
Gender :Country : Pakistan
Followers : 0
Total Updates : 1693
Member Since : Jul 12, 2007
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