pathan sahab

Aik din cinema me khan sahab apni wife ke sath picture dekhney jaty hai , cenema pohunch ker khan sab apni wife ko kehty hai k tum aunder ja ker apni seet per bethoo me kuch khany k liyee nimco or coldrink lee ker aa raha hoo.
wife ja ker apni seet per beeth jati hai our film dekhny lagti hai jub khan sahab aaty hai to un ko kuch dikhai nahi deeta woh gate keeper se kehty hai ke bhai meri wife under bethi howii hai mager mujhaay nazar nahi aa rahi tum meri madad karo to gate keeper kehta hai k aap ka seet kia hai jis per khan sahab apna seet number batatty hai .
to gate keeper kehtaa hai k woh jo burkhay me aurat behthi hai wahi tumhara wife lagta hai mager ahtiyaat ke toor per pooch lena.. khan sahab kushi kushi ja ker un ladies ko jo ke burqaah pehen ker bheeti hoti hai un see kehty hai k MAAF KERNA BEHEN G KAHI TUM HAMARA B.V TO NAHI HAI .?...........><><><><><><><><><>><><><><><><><><>