Muzammil Shahzad

Youn Hosla Dil Ne Haara Kab Tha,

Bin Zehar Piye Guzara Kab Tha,

Kuch Pal Usey Aur Daikh Saktay,

Ashkon Ko Magar Gawara Kab Tha,

Ham Khud He Judaai Ka Sabab Thay,

Us Ka He Qusoor Saara Kab Tha,

Ab Auron K Saath Hy To Kya Howa,

Pehlay Bi Woo Hamara Kab Tha..

ustaad: bhens ki kitni tangen hoti hain ?
shagird : sir! yeh to koi bewaqoof bhi bta day ga .
ustaad : isi liye to tum se pooch raha hon .

aik maskharay se Kisi Ne Poocha Ke tumhara rang Kyun kala hai to is Ne foran Shair mein jawab diya .
hai rang mera kala firshton Ki bhool se
ik til Bana rahay Thay Ke siyahi ulat gayi

Aik dafa aik amriki apni biwi ki qabar par phool charhane gaya. Us ki nazar qareeb oi aik angrez par pari jo apni biwi ki qabar par phal rakh raha tha.
Amriki hairan hua. Us ne angrez se pocha. Tumhari biwi phal khane kab uthay gi? Angrez ne barjasta jawab dia jab tumhari biwi phool songhne uthay gi.

Mareez: Naak ki surkhi door karne k liye mai aap se dawa le gaya tha. Lekin is k istemal k baad meri naak neeli ho gai hai.
Doctor: Koi baat nahi, hum aap ko dosri dawa de dain ge waise aap ko konsa rung pasand hai?