Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Kashif Yaqoob

Kabhi Tum Ne Koi Naik Kam Kia Hai?

Sir:kabhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy: yes sir: Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram sy ghar ja raha tha meny kutta pechy Lagaya wo jaLdi ghar phnch gaya.

· 4 Like · Oct 05, 2019 at 09:10
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Kashif Yaqoob

Kabhi Tum Ne Koi Naik Kam Kia Hai?

Sir:kabhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy: yes sir: Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram sy ghar ja raha tha meny kutta pechy Lagaya wo jaLdi ghar phnch gaya.

· 4 Like · Oct 04, 2019 at 07:10
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Waqas Moti

La Jawab

Ustaad: Aisi cheez ka naam batao jis ki 6 taangain aur 2 sar hun.
Shagird: "Ghora aur us ka Sawar."

· 3 Like · Sep 24, 2019 at 08:09
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Abdul Qaddoos

Toilet Jana Hai?

· 1 Like · Sep 20, 2019 at 16:09
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Usama Arshad

Teen Lafz

· 2 Like · Sep 15, 2019 at 13:09
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Sanam Baloch

Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..

BACHA Apnay Dost Se:
Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.

· 4 Like · Aug 24, 2019 at 10:08
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Zeeshan Kaliya

Sir Log Urdu English Men Bat Karte Hen, Math Men Q Nahi?

Studnt: Sir log Urdu English men bat karte hen, Math men Q Nahi?
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kar.,
9,2,11 hoja..
Warna 5,7 dhar dunga...
6 k 36 Nazar aynge oor 32 k 32 bahir aa jayengy.
studnt: Sir G urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy...

· 8 Like · Aug 13, 2019 at 06:08
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Muzammil Shahzad

Bewaqoof

ustaad: bhens ki kitni tangen hoti hain ?
shagird : sir! yeh to koi bewaqoof bhi bta day ga .
ustaad : isi liye to tum se pooch raha hon .

· 6 Like · Aug 09, 2019 at 16:08
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Sanam Baloch

Dastak

Ustaad (shagird se): Dastak ko jumel mai istemal karo!
Shagird: Janab mujhe dus tak ginti aati hai.

· 5 Like · Aug 09, 2019 at 02:08
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Shahida Malik

Maazi Haal Aur Mustaqbil

Ustaad ne apne shagird se kaha k koi aisa jumla banao jis mai maazi haal aur mustaqbil ko istemal kia gaya ho.
Shagird ne foran gaa kar jawab dia.
Mujhe tum se pyar tha so saal pehle aaj bhi hai aur kal bhi rahe ga.

· 1 Like · Aug 02, 2019 at 06:08
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