Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Haseeb Raza

Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye

Pappu : Mujhe??

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai.
Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache???

Pappu : 20 :D

Sir: kaise???
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Pappu : Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai!!! :p =))

Hahahahahaha

· 3 Like · 10 Hours Ago
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Mehmood Khan

Bodygurad Movie Se Aap Ne Kya Seekha

Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?

Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .

· 4 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Ijunoon

And Aur Kana Kise Kehte Hain

ustaad: shagird se andha kise kehte hain?
shagird: jiss ki ankhen nah hon
ustaad:a aur kana kise kehte hain?
shagird: jis ke kaan nah hon

· 2 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Fahad Bukhari

Parcha Chupao

aik shagird ki zindagi me mazahiya lamha wo hota hai jab usay imtihaan me kuch nahee aa raha ho aur mumtahin aa kar kahay parcha chupao peechay wala dekh raha hai.

· 2 Like · May 07, 2019 at 08:05
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Safia Saeed

50 Rs Inaam

ustaad: mujh se riyazi ka koi sawal poocho agar mene hall na kiya to tumhe 50 Rs. inaam
shagird: paani me 5 batakh ja rahi theen darmayan wali bol mere peechay 3 aur agay 4 batkhen hain. hall karo
ustaad: ye lo 50 Rs. tum hall karo
shagird: 50 Rs. lene k baad bola darmiya wali batakh jhoot bol rahi thee

· 2 Like · May 06, 2019 at 18:05
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Samreen Anjum

Teen Lafz

ustaad: woh teen lafz batao jo school me sab se zyadah bolay jatay hain.
bacha: mujhe nahee pata
ustaad: shabash baith jao!

· 1 Like · May 06, 2019 at 09:05
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Muzammil Shahzad

How Old Is Ur Father

Teacher: How Old is your father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He become a father only after I was born.

· 1 Like · May 05, 2019 at 05:05
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Asfand Yar

Sir Aap Ki Pent Phat Hui Hai

do bachay imtehan de rahay thay
examiner bohat sakhta tha, bilkul bhi naqal nahee karne de raha tha
aik bachay paper par kuch likh kar examier ko de diya to examiner khamoshi se ja kar kursi par beth gaya
dosra bacha: yaar tu ne kya likha
pehla bacha: mene likh ke sir aap ki pent phati hui hai

· 8 Like · Sep 02, 2018 at 21:09
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Memoona Aqeel

Bachay Mann Ke Sachay...

· 8 Like · Jun 30, 2018 at 02:06
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Kashif Yaqoob

Kabhi Tum Ne Koi Naik Kam Kia Hai?

Sir:kabhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy: yes sir: Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram sy ghar ja raha tha meny kutta pechy Lagaya wo jaLdi ghar phnch gaya.

· 4 Like · Jun 23, 2018 at 02:06
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