Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Waqas Moti

La Jawab

Ustaad: Aisi cheez ka naam batao jis ki 6 taangain aur 2 sar hun.
Shagird: "Ghora aur us ka Sawar."

· 2 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Abdul Qaddoos

Toilet Jana Hai?

· 1 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Usama Arshad

Teen Lafz

· 2 Like · Jun 14, 2018 at 08:06
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Sanam Baloch

Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..

BACHA Apnay Dost Se:
Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.

· 4 Like · Jun 08, 2018 at 04:06
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Zeeshan Kaliya

Sir Log Urdu English Men Bat Karte Hen, Math Men Q Nahi?

Studnt: Sir log Urdu English men bat karte hen, Math men Q Nahi?
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kar.,
9,2,11 hoja..
Warna 5,7 dhar dunga...
6 k 36 Nazar aynge oor 32 k 32 bahir aa jayengy.
studnt: Sir G urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy...

· 8 Like · May 29, 2018 at 12:05
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Muzammil Shahzad

Bewaqoof

ustaad: bhens ki kitni tangen hoti hain ?
shagird : sir! yeh to koi bewaqoof bhi bta day ga .
ustaad : isi liye to tum se pooch raha hon .

· 6 Like · May 26, 2018 at 03:05
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Sanam Baloch

Dastak

Ustaad (shagird se): Dastak ko jumel mai istemal karo!
Shagird: Janab mujhe dus tak ginti aati hai.

· 4 Like · May 25, 2018 at 12:05
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Shahida Malik

Maazi Haal Aur Mustaqbil

Ustaad ne apne shagird se kaha k koi aisa jumla banao jis mai maazi haal aur mustaqbil ko istemal kia gaya ho.
Shagird ne foran gaa kar jawab dia.
Mujhe tum se pyar tha so saal pehle aaj bhi hai aur kal bhi rahe ga.

· 1 Like · May 18, 2018 at 19:05
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Zafar Ali Khan

Kaan Bharna

· 3 Like · May 10, 2018 at 22:05
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Muzammil Shahzad

Dayen Bayen

Ustaad: Agar tumhare dayen hath par mashriq ho to bayen hath par kia hoga?
Shagird: Janab! Aik angotha aur chaar ungliyan.

· 2 Like · May 10, 2018 at 14:05
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