Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Zeeshan Kaliya

Sir Log Urdu English Men Bat Karte Hen, Math Men Q Nahi?

Studnt: Sir log Urdu English men bat karte hen, Math men Q Nahi?
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kar.,
9,2,11 hoja..
Warna 5,7 dhar dunga...
6 k 36 Nazar aynge oor 32 k 32 bahir aa jayengy.
studnt: Sir G urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy...

· 8 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Muzammil Shahzad

Bewaqoof

ustaad: bhens ki kitni tangen hoti hain ?
shagird : sir! yeh to koi bewaqoof bhi bta day ga .
ustaad : isi liye to tum se pooch raha hon .

· 6 Like · Aug 09, 2019 at 16:08
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Sanam Baloch

Dastak

Ustaad (shagird se): Dastak ko jumel mai istemal karo!
Shagird: Janab mujhe dus tak ginti aati hai.

· 5 Like · Aug 09, 2019 at 02:08
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Shahida Malik

Maazi Haal Aur Mustaqbil

Ustaad ne apne shagird se kaha k koi aisa jumla banao jis mai maazi haal aur mustaqbil ko istemal kia gaya ho.
Shagird ne foran gaa kar jawab dia.
Mujhe tum se pyar tha so saal pehle aaj bhi hai aur kal bhi rahe ga.

· 1 Like · Aug 02, 2019 at 06:08
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Zafar Ali Khan

Kaan Bharna

· 3 Like · Jul 25, 2019 at 01:07
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Muzammil Shahzad

Dayen Bayen

Ustaad: Agar tumhare dayen hath par mashriq ho to bayen hath par kia hoga?
Shagird: Janab! Aik angotha aur chaar ungliyan.

· 2 Like · Jul 24, 2019 at 18:07
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Muzammil Shahzad

Sona

· 4 Like · Jul 22, 2019 at 22:07
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Haseeb Naqbi

Sawal Aur Jawab

· 4 Like · Jul 16, 2019 at 06:07
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Muzammil Shahzad

Kaan Bharna

Ustaad (Shagird se): Kaan bharne ko jumlay mai istemal karo.
Shagird: Kal mai ne ammi jaan k kaan mitti se bhar diye.

· 0 Like · Jul 15, 2019 at 23:07
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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Madiha Sultan

Which Part Of Human Body Expands10 Times Its Normal Size ??

Teacher:" Which part of Human
Body expands10 times its
normal size ??
.
.
Girl:" I can''t answer..
I Feel
Shy..:p
.
.
Boy:" Its Pupil of Human Eye...
.
Teacher:" Right !!
.
.
Then Teacher turns to the Girl:"
U are Wrong and your Expectations are too
High.!!

· 2 Like · Jul 15, 2019 at 09:07
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
 
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