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Usama Arshad

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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
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Usama Arshad

4 Guys1 From Harvard.

4 Guys
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
... 1 TEXAS &

Sardar From PUNJAB UNIVRSITY...

1 Common Question...

What Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
OXF: Light
HRVD: Thought
TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye

Sardar: Loose Motions

Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn On Da Lights”,

It Was All Over.!!!

· 1 Like · 5 Hours Ago
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Sach

Sach bolna aur sun''na dono hi buhat mushkil kaam hain, Lekin sach bolne se jo sakoon dil ko milta hai wo sakoon koi aur cheez nahi de sakti.

· 7 Like · May 27, 2019 at 06:05
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I Dont Wanna Live On Dis Planet Anymore

· 0 Like · Apr 20, 2019 at 14:04
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Baap Ki Ehmiyat

· 11 Like · Apr 12, 2019 at 17:04
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4 Sunehri Baatain

· 3 Like · Mar 05, 2019 at 06:03
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Kisay Kia Khabar

· 1 Like · Feb 26, 2019 at 08:02
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Nabi S.a.w.w Ne Farmaya

· 4 Like · Dec 23, 2018 at 14:12
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Papu & Bablu

There is a classroom of some small children (5-7yrs), with a genius boy (Bablu) and a smart one (Pappu).The dialogue between the wo and the teacher goes something like this:

Bablu: ""Teacher, teacher! Is Bus male or female?
Teacher: Thinking.......
Pappu: ""Teacher, teacher! It is female""
Bablu: ""Kyon?""
Pappu: ""Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain.""
Teacher is pareshan. While Bablu gets in doubt.
Bablu: ""Agar bus female hai aur sab uspe chadte hain to uske bacche
kyon nahin hote?""
Teacher is more pareshan.
Pappu: ""Kyon ki sab us par peeche se chadte hain.""
Teacher is now hiding her face. Bablu gets into another doubt.
Bablu: ""Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver aur conductor
to aagay se chadte hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?""
Teacher is sweating as it is getting too much to handle.
Pappu replies: ""Kyon ki woh dono topi pehanke chadte hain.""
Teacher faints !!!!!!!

· 1 Like · Nov 03, 2018 at 11:11
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Kuch Khwab Na Dekhen To Guzara Nahee Hota

hum neend ke shoqeen to nahee hain
kuch khwab na dekhen to guzara nahee hota

· 0 Like · Oct 29, 2018 at 12:10
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· 0 Like · Sep 27, 2018 at 06:09
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Country : Pakistan

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