Mohammad Yaseen

Meri zindagi tu firaaq hai,
Wo azal se dil main makeen sahi.

Wo nigaah e shauq se door hain,
Rag e jaan se laakh qareeb sahi.

Hume jaan deni hai ek din,
Wo kisi tarah wo kahe sahi.

Hume aap khinchiye daar par,
Jo nahi koi to hume sahi.

Sar e toor ho sar e hashar ho,
Hame intezaar qabool hai.

Wo kabhi milein, wo kahin mile,
Wo kabhi sahi, wo kahin sahi.

Na ho un pe jo mera bass nahi,
Ke ye aashqi hai hawas nahi.

Main unhi ka tha, main unhi ka hoon,
Wo mere nahi, to nahi sahi.

Mujhe baithne ki jagah mile,
Meri aarzoo ka bharam rahe.

Teri anjuman mein agar nahi,
Teri anjuman ke qareeb sahi.

Tera dur to humko na mil saka,
Teri rahguzar ki zameen sahi.

Hume sajda karne se kaam hai,
Jo wahan nahi to yahi sahi.

Meri zindagi ka naseeb hai,
Nahi door mujhse qareeb hai.

Mujhe uska ghum to naseeb hai,
Wo agar nahi to nahi sahi.

Jo ho faisla wo sunaiye,
Usse hashar par na uthaiye.

Jo kare ge aap sitam wahan,
Wo abhi sahi,wo yahi sahi.

Ushe dekhne ki jo lo lagi,
To qateel dekh hi lenge hum.

Wo hazaar aankh se door ho,
Wo hazaar pardah nashin sahi.

"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki

Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..

Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya..

Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..

Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya..

Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,

Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha..

Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare..
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Hathi Bola:" Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko ??

Sher Bola:" Ye Saala Roz Charas peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai.."

Once A paki and one Amarican and one chinies and a russian and one Afgani was in a ship leaving for afirca on the way that all wish to impress each each other . At once the amarican Throw an misile in sea dnsad OHH we have A lot (buhut hay Buhut hay)chinies threw his watch and said we have a lot no problem (buhut hay ) the russian threw and GUN ak 56 and said oohhh we have a lot (buhut hay) the afgani threw a water melon and sat Buhut hay buhut hay ... The paki was in trouble but suddunly he push afgani and threw him to sea ans said buhut hay buhut HAY....