Mohammad Yaseen

Once A paki and one Amarican and one chinies and a russian and one Afgani was in a ship leaving for afirca on the way that all wish to impress each each other . At once the amarican Throw an misile in sea dnsad OHH we have A lot (buhut hay Buhut hay)chinies threw his watch and said we have a lot no problem (buhut hay ) the russian threw and GUN ak 56 and said oohhh we have a lot (buhut hay) the afgani threw a water melon and sat Buhut hay buhut hay ... The paki was in trouble but suddunly he push afgani and threw him to sea ans said buhut hay buhut HAY....

pakistan aur paroosi dushmin ki foojain apney apney mahaz per lagi hooi theen.kafi din guzar gai.magar koi fire nahi hooya.Pakistani foojion ney soocha ke maza nahi aa raha. aisa karty hai.ajj inn kee naam ley ley kar marty hai.lehaza Pakistani comander ney zoor se kaha.""jhinder singh khara ho jaye""woh khara ho gaya tu aik Pakistani fooji ney gooli chala di.....takh
""dherminder singh khara ho jayee"" woh khara hooya tu gooli chali di gai. aur usse bhi marr diya gaya.
ugleey din dushman ney bhi yehi palane tayar kiya.aur soocha ke muslims main m.ali namm buhat ziyada hoota hai. lehaza unnho ney pookara."" M. ALI khara ho jay""M.ALI khara na hooya. balkey uss ney apni position se hi awaz lagai. ""mujhey kis ney pookara hai. woh khara ho jayee""jab pookarney wala khara hooya tu M.ali ney gooli chala di....takh.

ik dafa ik bacha apni maan se kehta haike maan main bathroom ja raha hon jab programme kaisa aye to mughe aawaaz de dijai ga suddenly bache ka pait garbar karne lagta hai actually is ko loos motion start ho jata hai aur is waqut programme kaisa start ho jata hai maan kehti hai ke beta kaisa aaraha hai to beta kehta hai ke maan patla patla patla .......