Javed Ashraf

ek train main ek bahut hi kaala aadmi aur ek bahut moti aurat safar kar rahe thay dono ek hi dabbay main thay moti aurat nain jamai lee to kaala aadmi bola ""itna bara moonh khul rahi ho kahin mujhe khaa mat jaana"".moti aurat ne kaha ""hamaray mazhab main kuway khana haram hai""
haha.....

chhota rasta bhi mushkil ho jata hai jab sath chalne wala koi nah ho lekin ek bada aur dushwaar rasta bhi chand qadmon me simat jabta hai jab KUTTA PEECHAY LAG JAYE

Phir kisi yaad ne raat bhar hai jagaya mujhko
Kiya saza di hay mohabat nay khudaya mujhko

Din ko aaram hai na rat ko hai chain kabhi
Janay kis khaak say kudrat nay banaya mujhko

Dukh to yeh hai k zamanay main milay ghair sabhi
Jo mila hai woh mila ban ke paraya mujhko

Jab koi bhi na raha kandha mere ronay ko
Ghar ki deewaron ne seenay say lagaya mujhko

Aab to umeed-e-wafa tum say nahein hai koi
Phir charaghon ki tarah kis ne jalaya mujhko

Bewafa zindagi ne jab chor diya hai tanha
Maut ne pyaar say pehloo main bithaya mujhko

Woh diya hoon jo mohabbat ne jalaya tha kabhi
Gham ki aandhi ne subah aur shaam bujhaya mujhko

Kaisay bhoolega tere saath guzare lamhay Ashiqe
Yad aata raha julfon ka hi saya mujhko.....

eik aadmi university ke toilet main gaya ander sit per baitha to saamne likha tha: keh itna zor agar talim per daite to aaj kisi achi sit per hote!!!

A man got a call from unknown
number..
.
.
Girl:" Hi, r u single.. ??
.
Man:" Yes, but who r u.. ??
.
Ans:" Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab
bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
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Girl:" R u married ??
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.
Man:" Yes, but who R u.. ??
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Girl:" Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
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Man:" Sorry baby, I thought it was my
wife..
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Ans:" Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas
ghar aaja..

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