Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Iqra Raheem

Koir Run Mureed Gutter Me Gir Gaya Hai

Wife:Shukr hy ap sahi slamat ghr wapis aa gy.
Husband: Q Kya hua ?
Wife :Bahar gali me boht shoor tha log keh rahy thy, K Koi RUN Mureed gutter me gir gaya hai.
Husband: Fitay moun tera, Rana Mureed keh rahay thay Run Mureed nahi.





· 2 Like · Jun 02, 2019 at 00:06
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Abdul Kareem

Biwiyan Shadi Ke Foran Baad Aur 3 Maah Baad

biwiyan shadi k foran baad

biwiyan aati hai teer ki tarha, meethi hoti hai kheer ki tarah, namkeen hoti hain paneer ki tarah

biwiyan shadi ke chand maah baad

chubhti hai teer ki tarah, kardeti hain faqeer ki tarah, nazar rakhi hai shabbir ki tarah

· 6 Like · May 28, 2019 at 10:05
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Shaista Anam

Amrican Aurat Maine Khawand Se Kaha Aainda Khana Tum Banao Gay.



· 6 Like · Aug 11, 2019 at 09:08
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Hammad Yousuf

Dozakh Mein Bhi Jaga Nahee Milegi

Biwi Ghussay Mein: dekh lena tumhe dozakh mein bhi jaga nahee milegi.
Shohar: theek hai me har jaga tumharay sath jana bhi nahee chahta.

· 7 Like · Jan 08, 2020 at 18:01
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Pinky Queen

Kaun Thee Yeh

shohar aur biwi khanay kay liye gaye tou aik larki ne hello kaha
biwi: kaun thi yeh?
shohar: mera dimagh nah kharab karo abhi usay bhi batana hai kay tum kaun ho

· 2 Like · May 11, 2019 at 08:05
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Asfand Yar

Tareef

aik aadmi apne dost se shikayat kar raha tha ke is ki biwi hamesha is se naraaz hi rehti hai .
dost ne mahswara diya aurat kitni hi khafa kyun nah ho tareef se khush ho jati hai .
aaj shaam ke khanay par is ke pakaye khanay ki tareef kar dena .
chunancha uss aadmi ne shaam ko pehla niwala letay hi kaha .
ahaa maza agaya begum kya ghazab ka saalan pakaya hai .
biwi khana chhore kar ronay baith gayi .
khawand ne wajah poochi to biwi ne kaha tum meri kisi cheez ki kabhi tareef nahi ki .
tumahray saalan ki tareef ki to hai. khawand ne kaha .
biwi boli yeh to mein ne hotel se mangwaya hai .

#jokes #miyabiwi

· 2 Like · Jun 30, 2019 at 11:06
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Hina Raheel

Galti.



· 3 Like · Oct 11, 2019 at 15:10
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Ijunoon

Aalu Ke Parathay Aur Kashmiri Pulao

Shohar: Yeh aalo ke parathon me aalu to bilkul nazar nahee araha
Biwi: chup kar ke khao kashmiri pulao me kashmir nazar aata hai?

· 3 Like · Sep 10, 2018 at 19:09
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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Ali Bukhari

Mukhtalif Biwian Apnay Shohron Se Lartay Huay

Mukhtalif biwian apnay shohron se lartay huay

Pilot ki biwi: zyada mat uro samjhay.
Teacher ki biwi: mujhe mat sikhao ye school nahee.
Dentist ki biwi: dant tor kar hath me do doongi.
Doctor ki biwi: tabyat durust kardoongi.
MBA ki biwi: Mind your own business.
CA/ACCA/CFA/ICMA/CIMA shakhs ki biwi: pehlay paas to karlo budhay/

· 0 Like · Jan 03, 2020 at 11:01
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Shabana Gul

Love Birds And Agnry Birds

agar koi naya shadi shuda joda Love birds kehta hai tou paanch saal guzar janay kay baad iss joray ko kya kahenge ?

ANSWER: ANGRY BIRDS

· 3 Like · May 11, 2019 at 23:05
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