iJunoon Archives |2014 | October

Smile is a lnguage of Luv. Smile is a way to get success, Smile is to win the hearts. Smile improves ur personality. Brush daily. Gud Morning

I am an 8 letter word.

I am kept secret from everyone.

My 2nd, 3rd and 4th letters spell an animals

My 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th letter make a weapon.

My 1st, 2nd and 8th letters are used for writing an exam.

My 3rd and 4th letters are the same.

Guess what am I?

May the New Year brings with it new colors of joy, new hues of happiness and new tints of success.

Sending you a spectrum of wishes to brighten your days and lighten your nights!

One word fits all the 4 blanks spaces; and it's a seven letter word:

A rich man needs _______.

A poor man has _______.

If you eat _______, you die.

And when you die, you can take ______ with you!

Santa: When I was a child, homosexuality was a crime in India. As I grew up, it was acceptable. Now it's legal. I'd better leave India b4 they make it compulsory.

Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you now.

1 pathan ki nai nai shadi hui.or chand mah baad doston ne use xxx dikha di.us ne bhi ghar ja k wesa hi style lagane ki koshish ki.bivi ko deewar k sath khada kar k 10 foot k fasle se bhag kar aya to us ki bivi dar k mare peeche hat gayi.pathan seedha deewar k sath jaa laga,or aage se kafi nuksan huwa/ghuse main a kar bivi ko us k man bap k han chor aya,larki ne apne walden ko sara qissa sunaya.1 hafte k baad pathan jub bivi ko lene gaya to us k susar ne kaha beta bat ye he .,,...leni he to seedhi tarah le nahin to hum khud le len ge[,..shoaib iqbal].,,.#

Living for self is part of living;

And living for others is The Art Of living.

Have a nice weekend!

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

Put some life into your life.

Good Day!