iJunoon Archives |2014 | October

Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

Rajnikanth doesn`t eat food. He only checks whether it is edible for humans or not.

Q: Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper?

A: Because they need a map.

Words begin with ?.A?.B?.C?.
Number begin with?.1?.2?.3?.
Music begin with?.SA?.RE?.GA?.
BUT?.?
FRIENDSHIP begins with?.?
?You&Me?

I do not care when you disturb me.

But I get disturbed when you don't disturb me.

Santa to a fellow Delhi Metro passenger, "Pardon me, when does Connaught Place station arrive?"

Fellow Passenger: Just watch me get off one station after you do.

Santa: Thank you!

Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is!

I was not looking when I met you. But you turned out to be everything, I was looking for!

Please be my lifelong sweetheart!

I LOVE YOU are 3 words;

But it takes:

3 seconds to read;

3 minutes to think;

3 hours to understand;

3 days to demonstrate;

3 weeks to explain;

And whole life to prove it!