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Asiya Faheem

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Sep 15, 2004
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Asiya Faheem

Hodgarz_matlabi

jatna matlabi mari wala ha. atna pagal loog mar kata ha. samgta balkol nahi.sochta ha kah ham tek ha .loog peche hansta ha.

· 1 Like · Oct 09, 2017 at 14:10
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Asiya Faheem

Mohabbat

· 3 Like · Sep 28, 2017 at 01:09
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Asiya Faheem

Ever Grean Love

eik larka or ladki date per jatey hain
donoo bohat romantic mode min hotin hain
ladki laadkey se kehtee hi drling shdee key baad bhi mujhey itna piyar karoo gey ladka answer deta hey ager tumaharey husband ko itraaz (mind)na ho to haaaaa haaaaaa......

· 1 Like · Sep 26, 2017 at 05:09
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Asiya Faheem

Maa

· 3 Like · Sep 11, 2017 at 19:09
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Asiya Faheem

Wajah

aik sahib nay waiter ko bula ker shikayet ki. meray soop mein aik pata taer(swim) raha hai.yeh koi haret ki baat nahien janab waiter nay itminan say jawab diya
dar asal har baray sheher meinhamaray resturan ki shakhien hain

· 2 Like · Jul 27, 2017 at 16:07
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Asiya Faheem

Kala Habshi

Dau aurtain gali main khari lar rahi hoti hain aik doosray ko gaaliyan deti hain bud-duaain de rahi hoti hain.Khoob majmaa jamah jo jaata hai.Thori Der baad unkay shauhar aajaatay hain.Donon ko gussa karkay ghar main jaanay ka kehtay hain.Itnay main aik aurat doosri ko kehti hai ""Tera kaam koi kala Habshi Utaray"" .aur donon ghar main chali jaati hain.ittifaaq se logon main aik kala Habshi bhi hota hai jo majmaah khatam honay kay baad bhi gali main betha rehta hai.Thori der baad woh Doosri aurat kay darwaazay par dastak deta hai .Uska shauhar gussay main bhinnaya hua baahar nikalta hai Aur poochta hai ""Kya baat hai?? "" .Habshi kehta hai ""Andar apni wife say pooch kay aao Kala Habshi jaay ya intizaaar karay?""(Accha lagay tau Zor se hansyay aur nahin tau muskuraanay say bhi kaam chalay gaa ;0) )

· 1 Like · Jun 30, 2017 at 02:06
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Asiya Faheem

Jutt, Mirasi Aur Thanedar

Eik village main Jutt logon ki hakumat thi aur unka eik ladla Kukar(Murgha) Thanedar tha, woh sara din gaoon(village) main awaragardi karta aur sham ko ghar aajata pura village us ko janta tha, Eik din usi gaoon ka eik mirasi jo bohat dinon ka bhoka tha, thanedar us ke ghar ke pass se guzra, mirasi ne us ko pakar kar halal kar diya aur us ki khal dewaar per keel ke sath latka di.
Jab sham ko thanedar ghar na pohancha to jutt logon ko fikar howi, un sab ne puray gaoon main us thanedar ki talash shuroo kar di, isi doran woh mirasi ke pass bhi gaye aur kaha ke thanedar ko dekha hai, mirasi ne us ki khal ki taraf ishara kar ke jawab diya "" woh aaya tha aur wardi utar kar na jane kahan chala gaya.
he he he he he he he he he he he

· 3 Like · May 29, 2017 at 05:05
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Asiya Faheem

Apni Kharabion Ko Pas E Pusht Daal Kar

apni kharabion ko pas e pusht daal kar har shakhs keh raha hai zaman kharab hai

· 2 Like · Mar 05, 2017 at 05:03
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Asiya Faheem

Aaj Ka Totka

Agar aap ko rona aa raha ho to aaina daikh lain.
Aap ki hansi chhoot jaye gi, Mazaq k ilawa :P

· 3 Like · Jan 27, 2017 at 10:01
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Asiya Faheem

If U Pass In Exams.

If U pass in exams:

Mom’s words:
Bahut khushi ki
bat hai !
...
Dad :
Mere beta sher
hai !

Lover :
So sweet..

&

Frnds :
Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab parhaa be tune
itna ?

Like if u like this post :P

· 3 Like · Jan 13, 2017 at 20:01
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Asiya Faheem

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