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Maleeha Bukhari

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Dec 03, 2012
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Maleeha Bukhari

Akhri Khwahish

Saudi Arab main 3 Forigners ko saza ho rahee hoti Khodroo kee...1 Dutch, 1 Indian aur 1 Pakistani.
Teenooo ko 50 kodroo kee saza hoti hay, megar oos k saath oon ko option diya jaata hay k saza se pehle apni 1 khoahish ka izahaar ker sukte hain...
Pehle Dutch kee baree hoti hay to woh kehta hay k saza se pehle mere khoohish hay k, mujhe sirf 25 kodray maare jaain aur mere qamar per naram takyaa baand diya jae phir kodray maare jain...
Khoahish poori kee jaati hay....
Ab Indain kee baaree attee hay to woh kehta hay k mujhe sirf 10 kodray maaray jaaain aur mere Qamar per 2 naram tukiye baand die jaaain....saza se pehle...Khooahish poori kee jaatee hay...
Ab aatee hay Pakistani kee Baaree to oos ko kehte hain....tum 2 Khooahsih ker sukte ho kiyon k tum Musalman ho to tum 2 wishes karo ge....
to woh kehtaa hay theek....Mere pehle khooahish hay k....mujhe 50 k bajae 100 kodray maaray jaain aur khoob Jama ker maaray jaain, TAIL main bhigo ker...sub bohtu hairaan hote hain....Megar kerna to hay oon ko....phir kehte hain achchaa tumhaaree 2nd kooahish kia hay to Pakistani kehtaa hay k....
Kodroo se pehle MERE QAMAR per Indain ko BAAND dia jaae...:)

· 2 Like · Nov 13, 2017 at 08:11
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Maleeha Bukhari

Murgee Undoo Pur Kyu Bhaitee Hai

ustaad nay apnay student say pucchha kay murgee apnay unddoo pur kyu bathteey hai? to student nay baree masuumeyat say jawab diya k sir us kay ghur mai kurseey nahee hoatey.

· 1 Like · Nov 08, 2017 at 13:11
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Maleeha Bukhari

A Paki At A Fix With His Computer

Dear Bill Gates,

This letter is from A Pakistani from a small villege near Rawalpindi.

We have got a computer in our home and we face some Problem, which I
want to bring to your notice.

After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account. But
when ever we fill the Form of Hotmail, in password field only *
comes.But in rest of the fields whatever we typed comes but we faced
The
problem only in Password field. We checked with Hardware vendor and he
said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we have
opened the email account with password *****. But I request u to check
this as we our self don't know what is the password!!!.

The next one is that we are unable to enter anything after we shut down
the computer.

There is a button for start but not for pause, stop as in stereo
recorder. We request u to add the same in future.

There is a option as RUN in menu. This one of my neighbor after
clicking
started running and he has run up to Islamabad from Rawalpindi. So we
request u to change that to SIT. So that we can click that by sitting.

One doubt is that can I click Re cycle bin. I own a scooter in my home.
Is there a separate option as Re scooter bin available in the system?

Next, Microsoft outlook we are able to see the outerview of the mail.
Is
there an in look through which we can have inner view of the mail?

The last one is my wife has lost the door key of ourhouse. So I
searched
for the same in search option of start icon. But I did not find the
same
there also . Is it a bug?

Rest In next letter.

Yours Anonymously,

A Pakistani, B.E Computer Science (Lahore University)

· 1 Like · Oct 19, 2017 at 02:10
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Maleeha Bukhari

Nahee Badalta To Pathar Nahee Badalta

aik sochnay wala zindah insaan ke khayalaat me tabdeelian hoti rehti hain, nahee badalta to pathar nahee badalta

· 5 Like · Oct 06, 2017 at 13:10
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Maleeha Bukhari

Meman

ek meman ne mazban se kaha ke app ke mekeeyia muje boot tahng kareye hai .
mezban ne kaha kiya kereye yaar . yeh jabee koyee gandee cheeze deklte hai to os pe byit jate hai.

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2017 at 02:09
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Maleeha Bukhari

Lain Dain

· 0 Like · Sep 21, 2017 at 19:09
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Maleeha Bukhari

Jin Ki Mayen Na Hon Un Ke Liye Dua Kaun Karta Hai

Me ne apni maan se poocha!
jin ki mayen mar jati hain unn ke liye dua kaun karta hai
meri maa ne kaha
beta dar agar khushk bhi ho jaye to matti se nami nahee jati

· 3 Like · Sep 01, 2017 at 21:09
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Maleeha Bukhari

Mohabbat

· 3 Like · Aug 30, 2017 at 11:08
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Maleeha Bukhari

Maulana Ki Dadie Dak Kar Api Bakra Ayad Ana

Masjid may alan hoi kay aaj 4 bajay maulana shaib majlis karangay .sub log 4 bagay masjid may gaya .maulana shaib masjid may abi batnay walay tay kay aak aurat nay roona soroo kia sub log haran hoya maulana shaib nay aurat say pocha kay abi may nay majlis shooro nahi kiya aap nay rona shooro kay ,aurat nay jawab may kaa kay aap ki dadie maray bakra ki dadie jasi hai

· 2 Like · Jul 30, 2017 at 02:07
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Maleeha Bukhari

Wa''az

· 0 Like · May 04, 2017 at 23:05
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