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1 Larky Ne 1 Burhi Ama K Pas Pataka Rk Dia Log Chillaye Ama Pataka Hy Ama Patakha Hy Bhuria Sharma k Boli Chal hat Wo To Me Jawani Me Thi...

Ghazab ka Nakhra Ajab Ye Style Hy, SmS Nahi karty Or kehty Ho Mery Pas Mobile Hy, Kanjusi ki Had To Dekho Touba Touba Itni bezti k bad B Chehre Pe Smile Hai. . kanjoos khai kay

Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....

Arz hai-roz roz weight check kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..

Full form of GIRL G: Gussa Hamesha Naak Per I: Itraane Me Sabse Aagey R: Rone Ki Automatic Machine L: Larne Me Subki Naani Phir Bhi Duniya Inki Dewani.

Ustaad (Shagird se): Kaan bharne ko jumlay mai istemal karo.
Shagird: Kal mai ne ammi jaan k kaan mitti se bhar diye.

kis trha yaad karun kese bhulaun tjhko,

tu koi rasm nahi hai k nibhaoon tjhko..

roz aankhon se bikharta hai naya khwab koi,

DIL ye kehta hai aankhon mein sajaon tjhko..

khoob hote hain ye chahat k meethe rishte,

bhool kr bhi kabhi dushman na banaoon tjhko..

tere jane pe machalta hai boht DIL lekn,

zabt itna hai k phir bhi na bhulaoon tjhko..

zindagi kon se taaron ka falak hai MOHSIN,

kis trha apna sitaara mein banaoon tjhko..!!

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Rasheed hospital kyun pohanch gaya?
"Wo kal muneer sahab k ghar mai muneer sahab ki tarah zindagi basar karne ki koshish kar raha tha k upar se muneer sahab aa gaye."