Jokes / Miscellaneous

Abdul Khaliq

A Hawaii Woodpecker

A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaii woodpecker was in awe.
The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaii woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely un-peckable. The Hawaii woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the California tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Your pecker is always harder when you-re away from home.

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Category: miscellaneous
 
Social Wall / Photos

Javed Akhtar

Makrohat E Wuzoo

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Poetry / General

Main Shamil Hun Tere Har Lafz Me

main shamil hun tere har lafz me
main shaamil hun tere har geet me
main shamil hun teri har saans me
main shaamil hun teri har baat me
main shamil hun teri hi zaat me
main shaamil hun teri hi ruuh me
phir bhi tu kehta hai k main na mili hun
main to sirf aur sirf tum me dhali hun...!!!

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Category: general
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Abdulla Bhatti

Goora Ko Hasana

aik admee kai pass aik gorra tha jo kai bohat uddas tha.us lahk kosish ki us ko hasane ki laikun besood.
us ne shurt rhukee kai jo meree gorre ko hasaye ga us ka inaam milley ga...duniya jahaan se log aye laikun koi b kamyaab na hua...aik pakistani aya aur us ne kaha kai main es ko hasaoun ga agar mujey torre dair kai liyee gorra dai dein....us admee ne kaha kai theek hai lay jaoo...
pakistani ne gorra liya aur diwaar ke pechay lai giya aur 5 minut kai baad jub woh nikla tu gorra zoor zoor se hans raha tha...
us admee ne kaha kai theek hai tum inaam jeet gai laikun kiya tum batta sukte ho kai tum ne gorre ko kaise hansaya....
pakistani ne kaha kai yeh to mamoole baat thy...main ne gorre ko kaha kai mera soda tum se budda hai....aur jub main ne nikaal kar dikaya tu gorra hans purra.....

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Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

Nazar Ki Kamzori

Laal Baig Ko Doodh

Me Ubaal Kar

Dhoop Me Sukha

Ker Laal Mirchon Ke

Sath Pees Kar Aankhon

Par Laganay Se

Nazar Kamzor

Nahi Hoti,

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Social Wall / Photos

Mian Usman

Motapay Se Nijaat

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Poetry / Sad

Tum Ghabrate Kyun Ho

chhod ke jana hi tha to
daaman thama hi kyun tha
hath chhudana hi tha to phir
hath thama hi kyun tha
hum to kehte rahe na uthao
kadam in pagdandiyon pe
bich safar me sath chhodna tha
to kadam badhaya hi kyun tha...

khabar thi tumhe k ye raahein
kitni kathin hain
inme sirf kaantein hi hain
na kahin koi phul hai
par chalna chaha tha tumne
mere sath sanam
ab jab saamne manzil hai
piche mudke dekha hi kyun tha

piche to rotey bilaktey log hi milenge
har tarf sirf dard bhare chehre dikhenge
jaante the tum ye sab
o mere humsafar ye hoga
ab unki iss haalat pe tum
dil me pachhtatey kyun ho

jaan ab mere sath se ab
tum ghabrate kyun ho.....????

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Category: sad
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Maryam Rauf

Aqalmand

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Category: urdu-quotes
 
Social Wall / Photos

Sofia Abid

Bottle Art

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Category: photos
 
Poetry / Sad

Lub Pe Aai Har Fariyaad

LUB PE AAI HAR FARIYAAD
SUNA NAHIN SAKTE

TUMHE PANEY KO DUA ME HATH
UTHA NAHIN SAKTE

TUM HO HAMARE YE
JANTE HAIN HUM SANAM

PAR SABKE SAAMNE TUMHE APNA
MAAN NAHIN SAKTE

KAISI KASHMAKASH SE BHARI
HAI YE ZINDAGI

JEE NAHIN PAATE AUR AB
MAR BHI NAHIN SAKTE

TUM KEH TO SAKTE HO
K DAAMAN KHAALI HAI TUMHARA

HUM SAB KUCH PA KAR BHI TANHA HAIN
YE TUMKO BATA NAHIN SAKTE....!!!!

· 1 Like · Jan 14, 2020 at 04:01
Category: sad
 
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