Sms / Funny
Sobia Malik
I Want To Marry Chameli
Santa: Yaar Banta, I want to marry Chameli.
Banta: Yaar, she is like the local village taxi.
Santa: Yaar, chota sa toh village hain, kitni chali hogi. Hahahaha
Banta: Yaar, she is like the local village taxi.
Santa: Yaar, chota sa toh village hain, kitni chali hogi. Hahahaha
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Nov 07, 2022 at 19:11
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Obaidullah Khan
Snip Snip Ouch
A patient in a medical ICU wearing an oxygen mask talks to the nurse Nuursh ave mai testicles turned black. Blushing the nurse picks up the sheet looks under and says No your testicles have not turned black What the patient was actually asking thru the oxygen mask was Nurse have my test reports come back . Hahahahahahaha
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2 Like ·
Nov 07, 2022 at 13:11
Category: funny
Poetry / Poetry Sms

Ghazal Noor
Masiha

Wo masiha jab se ban gaye
bemariyoo se hamare yarane ho gaye
bemariyoo se hamare yarane ho gaye
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Nov 07, 2022 at 11:11
Category: poetry-sms
Poetry / Relegious

Ghazal Noor
Hisab Be Hisab

Khudaya nawaza tu ne mujy be hisab hy
magr mangna mujy b tuj se be hisab hy
dya tu ne mujy meri aouqat se zyada
shukar karoon tera Nafa jis mein be hisab hy
dy dy mujy usky sare gham lay lay meri sari khushiyan
ankhon mein meri ansoo ajj be hisab hain
nichawar kr chaman ki bharein barsa dy khushiyon ki barish
maola shamil meri zindagi mein usy kr dy
chahat mere dil mein jis ki be hisab hy
dikha roshni ki kiran pak sab burayon se kr dy mujy
k ay Rab-e-Zuljilal tera dar mujy be hisab hy
paar mujy pull siraat se krna ya rab
kali kamli k saye ki shidat dil mein be hisab hy
magr mangna mujy b tuj se be hisab hy
dya tu ne mujy meri aouqat se zyada
shukar karoon tera Nafa jis mein be hisab hy
dy dy mujy usky sare gham lay lay meri sari khushiyan
ankhon mein meri ansoo ajj be hisab hain
nichawar kr chaman ki bharein barsa dy khushiyon ki barish
maola shamil meri zindagi mein usy kr dy
chahat mere dil mein jis ki be hisab hy
dikha roshni ki kiran pak sab burayon se kr dy mujy
k ay Rab-e-Zuljilal tera dar mujy be hisab hy
paar mujy pull siraat se krna ya rab
kali kamli k saye ki shidat dil mein be hisab hy
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Nov 06, 2022 at 07:11
Category: relegious
Poetry / Poetry Sms

Ghazal Noor
Dunya K Mare

Dekho jaghmaghata chaand aur jo pur noor Sitare hain
ham aasmaa se kia barsen ham to dunya k mare hain
ham agr pareshaa hain to usko dosh na do dunya walo
usne b to kahan barsoon se apny bal sanware hain
ham aasmaa se kia barsen ham to dunya k mare hain
ham agr pareshaa hain to usko dosh na do dunya walo
usne b to kahan barsoon se apny bal sanware hain
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5 Like ·
Aug 13, 2021 at 14:08
Category: poetry-sms
Poetry / Poetry Sms

Ghazal Noor
Dunya K Mare

Dekho jaghmaghata chaand aur jo pur noor Sitare hain
ham aasmaa se kia barsen ham to dunya k mare hain
ham agr pareshaa hain to usko dosh na do dunya walo
usne b to kahan barsoon se apny bal sanware hain
ham aasmaa se kia barsen ham to dunya k mare hain
ham agr pareshaa hain to usko dosh na do dunya walo
usne b to kahan barsoon se apny bal sanware hain
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Aug 11, 2021 at 03:08
Category: poetry-sms
Poetry / Poetry Sms

Ghazal Noor
Dunya K Mare

Dekho jaghmaghata chaand aur jo pur noor Sitare hain
ham aasmaa se kia barsen ham to dunya k mare hain
ham agr pareshaa hain to usko dosh na do dunya walo
usne b to kahan barsoon se apny bal sanware hain
ham aasmaa se kia barsen ham to dunya k mare hain
ham agr pareshaa hain to usko dosh na do dunya walo
usne b to kahan barsoon se apny bal sanware hain
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1 Like ·
Aug 05, 2021 at 00:08
Category: poetry-sms
Poetry / Love

Haqeeqat Jaan Lo Bichad Jaane Se Pehle

Haqeeqat jaan lo bichad jaane se pehle,
Meri sun lo apni sunaane se pehle,
Ye soch lena bhulane se pehle,
Bahut royi hain ye aankhein muskurane se pehle!
Meri sun lo apni sunaane se pehle,
Ye soch lena bhulane se pehle,
Bahut royi hain ye aankhein muskurane se pehle!
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1 Like ·
Jul 30, 2021 at 14:07
Category: love
Social Wall / Text
Mohammad Iqbal
Dunya Mai 3 Tarha K Mard Hoty Hain.
Dunya mai 3 tarha k mard hoty hain
England ka Mard=
1 Bv rkta hy or 1 Girlfrend lekin mohabat BV se krta hy
America ka mard=
BV rakhta hy or 1 girlfriend lekin mohabat GF se krta hai
Ab Pakistani mard=
1 BV Rakta hy or 10 GF rkta ha lekin mohabat apni amma sy krta ha:
Maa sadqe maa waari...
England ka Mard=
1 Bv rkta hy or 1 Girlfrend lekin mohabat BV se krta hy
America ka mard=
BV rakhta hy or 1 girlfriend lekin mohabat GF se krta hai
Ab Pakistani mard=
1 BV Rakta hy or 10 GF rkta ha lekin mohabat apni amma sy krta ha:
Maa sadqe maa waari...
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1 Like ·
Jul 19, 2021 at 09:07
Category: text
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