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Santa: Yaar Banta, I want to marry Chameli.
Banta: Yaar, she is like the local village taxi.
Santa: Yaar, chota sa toh village hain, kitni chali hogi. Hahahaha

A patient in a medical ICU wearing an oxygen mask talks to the nurse Nuursh ave mai testicles turned black. Blushing the nurse picks up the sheet looks under and says No your testicles have not turned black What the patient was actually asking thru the oxygen mask was Nurse have my test reports come back . Hahahahahahaha

Wo masiha jab se ban gaye
bemariyoo se hamare yarane ho gaye

Khudaya nawaza tu ne mujy be hisab hy
magr mangna mujy b tuj se be hisab hy

dya tu ne mujy meri aouqat se zyada
shukar karoon tera Nafa jis mein be hisab hy

dy dy mujy usky sare gham lay lay meri sari khushiyan
ankhon mein meri ansoo ajj be hisab hain

nichawar kr chaman ki bharein barsa dy khushiyon ki barish

maola shamil meri zindagi mein usy kr dy
chahat mere dil mein jis ki be hisab hy

dikha roshni ki kiran pak sab burayon se kr dy mujy
k ay Rab-e-Zuljilal tera dar mujy be hisab hy

paar mujy pull siraat se krna ya rab
kali kamli k saye ki shidat dil mein be hisab hy

Dekho jaghmaghata chaand aur jo pur noor Sitare hain
ham aasmaa se kia barsen ham to dunya k mare hain

ham agr pareshaa hain to usko dosh na do dunya walo
usne b to kahan barsoon se apny bal sanware hain

Dekho jaghmaghata chaand aur jo pur noor Sitare hain
ham aasmaa se kia barsen ham to dunya k mare hain

ham agr pareshaa hain to usko dosh na do dunya walo
usne b to kahan barsoon se apny bal sanware hain

Dekho jaghmaghata chaand aur jo pur noor Sitare hain
ham aasmaa se kia barsen ham to dunya k mare hain

ham agr pareshaa hain to usko dosh na do dunya walo
usne b to kahan barsoon se apny bal sanware hain

Haqeeqat jaan lo bichad jaane se pehle,
Meri sun lo apni sunaane se pehle,
Ye soch lena bhulane se pehle,
Bahut royi hain ye aankhein muskurane se pehle!

Dunya mai 3 tarha k mard hoty hain
England ka Mard=
1 Bv rkta hy or 1 Girlfrend lekin mohabat BV se krta hy
America ka mard=
BV rakhta hy or 1 girlfriend lekin mohabat GF se krta hai
Ab Pakistani mard=
1 BV Rakta hy or 10 GF rkta ha lekin mohabat apni amma sy krta ha:
Maa sadqe maa waari...