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Sehar Saeed

Hanste Raho


Tum Hansti Raho
Hansti raho
Hansti Raho
MUskurati Raho
Sada Khilkhilati Raho
Khush Rhao
Mera Kya Hay
Log Tumhain Hi Pagal Kahein gay
hahahahaha

· 1 Like · Apr 07, 2015 at 10:04
Category: funny
 
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Bilal Ahmed Khan

Pyjamas

teacher: tell me that pyjamas is plural or sigular?
student:sigular on the top and plural at the bottom.hahahaha

· 1 Like · Apr 07, 2015 at 06:04
Category: funny
 
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Shahida Malik

Hathi Or Cheunti...

1 dafa 1 hathi jangle sy guzar raha tha k uss ka samna 1 cheunti sy howa hathi ny kaha k ager main 1 phoonk maroon tu tum urh jao gi....cheunti ny kaha k ager main tumharry kaan main 1 baat bataon tu tum merr jao gy phir cheunti ny hathi k kaan main baat batai or hathi merr gaya.........socho socho cheunti ny hathi k kaan main kya kaha ......................................................................................................uss ny kaha k main tumhary bachy ki maan banay wali hoon ..........hashahahahahaa.......

· 1 Like · Apr 07, 2015 at 01:04
Category: funny
 
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Kashif Qureshi

Intelligency

Ek ustaad Shagird say:
Misaal day kar wazahat karo k Zameen gole hai?
Shagird:
Janaab football gole hai isliyay zameen bhi gole hai.
Isper ustaad nay jawab diya:
Isliyay aap ka number bhi GOLE hai.
hahahahahahahahhahhahahhahah

· 1 Like · Apr 06, 2015 at 19:04
Category: funny
 
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Usama Arshad

Pani

Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard ke saath baithi thi,
Hahahahahah

· 1 Like · Apr 04, 2015 at 23:04
Category: funny
 
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Mohammad Ali Khan

::::::

panch bahi thay panch kay panch kuch kam nahin kattay thay akk din onhoon nay akk taxi garriidii lakin koi sawarii nahin milti thii kyunkay doo aagye thay aur teen peechay bayte thay......hahaahhahahaha

· 1 Like · Apr 04, 2015 at 09:04
Category: funny
 
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Samra Ali

Its All About U

U actually dont know about hidden qualities of U. today i want to tell U some special things about U. hmmm... first of all, intelligent, then graceful, smart, truthful, brave, hardworking, patriot.... and much much more.... ohhh.... one thing more.... its about U but not about YOU. and U is for Umair.... hahahahaha.

· 4 Like · Apr 03, 2015 at 23:04
Category: funny
 
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Abdullah Shahid

Very Funny

1 khatoon bewa ho gai uss k 4 bachy thy.apny husband ki death k baad wo akeli apny bachoon ko palti rahi koi 2,3, saal k baad uss ki mulaqat 1 essy insaan sy hoi jis ki bv mar chuki thi or uss k bhi 4 bachy thy donoo ny shade ker li kaai saal guzar gy iss shade sy bhi unn k 4 bachy howy 1 din husband office main kaam ker raha tha k uss ki bv ny bachoon ki larai sy taang aa k badhawasi main yoon phone kiya zara jaldi gher aaiay husband ny pocha keun bv ny kaha bachoon ny gher ko medany jang bana rakha hi pehly tumharry bachoon ny merry bachoon ko mara phir merry bachoon ny tumharry bachoon ki khoob dhulai ki phir hum donoo k bachoon ny hamarry bachoon ko mara hi . hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

· 1 Like · Apr 02, 2015 at 21:04
Category: funny
 
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Gulzar Ahmed

Abba Ka Thapar

ik bacha rota hua ghar aata hai to us ki amma poochti hai k beta kyun roo rahe ho beta; abba gatar mein gir gaye. amma; yeh to hansne ki baat hai tum roo kyun rahe ho? beta; mein hans hi raha tha abba ne thapper maarr diya hahaha

· 0 Like · Mar 30, 2015 at 12:03
Category: funny
 

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