Akram Rahi

Meray Hoslay Ka Kamaal Tha K Javab Mien Khamosh Raha....

Warna Javab Aesay Thay K Sawaal He Paida Na Hotay... !!!

ek daffa hospital me ek burhe patient ko sardi lag rahi hoti ha,,samne se ek norse atti hai..burha patient usse kehta ha ke norse plz zara merre paon me kambhal urha do...norse palat kar dekhti ha aur kehti hai...excuze me im a head norse...to burha patient jawab detta hai..to plz kissi foot norse ko bulla do...hehehehehe

Station per train jaanay ka tima hota hai , Aik larka bhaga bhaga aata hia or aik paindo ko kehta hai k yaar maraya liye aik seat rakhna main abhi aata hoon, paindo kehta hain baao g aa jaoo seat hai , woh kehta hai k yaar maray saath family hai, main us ko laya aaon.
paindoo: koi baat nahi Family ko khirkee main say pakra do......

Subah Uthtay hi sadqa dia
Mohabbat kar betha tha khuwab mai

....Aao fariG ho To tuM ko bhi leY chaluN
Adaalt-E-Ishq Mein.....

....Suna hai aJ mohabbat ko saza_E_moat honi hai....

teacher student sey : mein is baar MQM ko vote nhi dun ga is ko translate karO
Student: ap ki namaz-e-janaza namaz-e-magrib k baD ho gi

ek Din DO0 Pagal Saher Ke Liye Nickaltey Heen To0 Ek pagal Bolta Hai Ke Yaar Chalo0 Ajj Qayedey Azam Ke Mezar Per Chaltey Heen Dusrey Pagal Ne Bola Theek HAi Phir Who Dono0 Qayedey Azam KE MEzar Per Chaley gai Jaab Wahna Ponchey To0 Ek Pagal ne Dusrey Pagal Sey Pocha Ke Yaar Yahna Per Itni Fooj Kuin Kharee Hai Dusra Pagal Bola Yaar Agar Qayedey Azam Bhag Gaya To0 Kiya Tumara Baap Os Ko Pakrey Ga...lolzzzzzzzz