Akram Rahi

Jab bhi gam ki kahaniyan aain.
Unke honton peh siskiya aain..

Bujh na paye diye muhabbat ke.
Youn to kitni hi aandhiyan aain..

Meri tanhai ke gulista mai.
Chand yadon ki titliyan aain..

Yaad usne kya mujhe shayad.
isliye aaj hichkiya aain..

Mere jitne Qareeb aaye wo.
Utni hi dil mai dooriya aain..

Waqt rukhsat hua hai ab Arif
Maut ki chand hichkiyan aain

teacher student sey : mein is baar MQM ko vote nhi dun ga is ko translate karO
Student: ap ki namaz-e-janaza namaz-e-magrib k baD ho gi

ek Din DO0 Pagal Saher Ke Liye Nickaltey Heen To0 Ek pagal Bolta Hai Ke Yaar Chalo0 Ajj Qayedey Azam Ke Mezar Per Chaltey Heen Dusrey Pagal Ne Bola Theek HAi Phir Who Dono0 Qayedey Azam KE MEzar Per Chaley gai Jaab Wahna Ponchey To0 Ek Pagal ne Dusrey Pagal Sey Pocha Ke Yaar Yahna Per Itni Fooj Kuin Kharee Hai Dusra Pagal Bola Yaar Agar Qayedey Azam Bhag Gaya To0 Kiya Tumara Baap Os Ko Pakrey Ga...lolzzzzzzzz

Achanak dil main mere aik halchal si machata hai
hatheli par wo tera ball pen se "be wafa" likhna

A man walks into a bar with three little ducks and sits each of them on a stool, he looks up at the bartender and says, ?Could you mind my ducks while I go use the phone?? The bartender is puzzled, but he doesn-t see a problem and agrees to look after the three little ducks.
When the owner of the ducks leaves, the bartender says to the first duck ?What-s your name?? The duck says, --My name is Huey.-- And the bartender, an affable fellow, especially around ducks, says, ?Hello Huey, how has your day been?? ?My day-s been great,? answers the duck, ?I-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day.?
Satisfied, the bartender moves to the next duck and asks the same questions. The second duck replies, ?My name is Dewey and I-ve had a great day; I-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day.? The bartender says, --That sounds nice.--
With this the bartender moved to the third duck and thinks to himself about the first ducks- responses, then says to the third duck, ?Don-t tell me -- your name-s Louie and you-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day too.? To which the duck replies, ?No. My name-s Puddles, and I-ve had a shit of a day.?