Akram Rahi

Station per train jaanay ka tima hota hai , Aik larka bhaga bhaga aata hia or aik paindo ko kehta hai k yaar maraya liye aik seat rakhna main abhi aata hoon, paindo kehta hain baao g aa jaoo seat hai , woh kehta hai k yaar maray saath family hai, main us ko laya aaon.
paindoo: koi baat nahi Family ko khirkee main say pakra do......

Jab bhi gam ki kahaniyan aain.
Unke honton peh siskiya aain..

Bujh na paye diye muhabbat ke.
Youn to kitni hi aandhiyan aain..

Meri tanhai ke gulista mai.
Chand yadon ki titliyan aain..

Yaad usne kya mujhe shayad.
isliye aaj hichkiya aain..

Mere jitne Qareeb aaye wo.
Utni hi dil mai dooriya aain..

Waqt rukhsat hua hai ab Arif
Maut ki chand hichkiyan aain

teacher student sey : mein is baar MQM ko vote nhi dun ga is ko translate karO
Student: ap ki namaz-e-janaza namaz-e-magrib k baD ho gi

ek Din DO0 Pagal Saher Ke Liye Nickaltey Heen To0 Ek pagal Bolta Hai Ke Yaar Chalo0 Ajj Qayedey Azam Ke Mezar Per Chaltey Heen Dusrey Pagal Ne Bola Theek HAi Phir Who Dono0 Qayedey Azam KE MEzar Per Chaley gai Jaab Wahna Ponchey To0 Ek Pagal ne Dusrey Pagal Sey Pocha Ke Yaar Yahna Per Itni Fooj Kuin Kharee Hai Dusra Pagal Bola Yaar Agar Qayedey Azam Bhag Gaya To0 Kiya Tumara Baap Os Ko Pakrey Ga...lolzzzzzzzz

Achanak dil main mere aik halchal si machata hai
hatheli par wo tera ball pen se "be wafa" likhna