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Simran Chaudhry

Staff Ka Banda Hai!

aik sardar ji train main safar kar rahey they k unn ko wash room ki zaroorat paish aa gayee. jub sardar ji ney wash room ka darwaza khola to samney sheesha lag dekh kar samjhey k shayed koi aur sardar ji ander hain. ye sardarji sorry bol kar wapas aa gaye, aur doosrey wash room mein chaley gaye. wahan bhee aisa hee huaa. sardrji ne TT ko shikayat ki k mujhey wash room jana hai,aur jaldi hai, koi wash room khaali kerwa dein. ittefaq se TT bhee sardar ji theyy. unhon ne jub wash room ka darwaza khol kar daikha to samney sheesha daikh kar wapas aa gaye, aur boley, yaar sardar ji , ander to STAFF ka banda hai!! hahahahahaa

· 2 Like · Apr 19, 2015 at 16:04
Category: funny
 
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Aman Ullah

CONE ICE CREAM

5 FRIENDS MILKE RESTAURANT MAI KHANA KHANE JAATE HAI. KHANA KHANE K BAAD SAB KA MOOD BANTA HAI K ICE CREAM KHAAYI JAAYE TOE DECIDE HOTI HAI K CONE ICE CREAM KHATE HAI, TOE WO LOG WAITER BOOLWATE HAI ICE CREAM MANGWANE KO. SAB APNE APNE FLAVOUR KEHTE HAI K MUJHE YE CHHAIYE MUJHE WO CHHAIYE, TOE UN MAI SE EK BOLTI HAI K KOI BHI LE AAO.
WAITER JAWAAB YE DETA HAI MEM SAAB MEHNDI KI CONE LE AAOOOO.
HAHAHAAAA...

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2015 at 11:04
Category: funny
 
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Mohammad Yaseen

Tere Baaapp Ka..........

do dost jaaarahe hote hai un k samne aik mota billa jaaaraha hota hai 1 dost dosre se kehta hai k yaaaar dekh kitnna mota billa jaaaraha hai dosra kehta hai k haaan yaaar itna mota pehle kabhi nahin dekha itne mein billa palty maaar ker kehta hai tere baaapp ka khata hooon kia.hahahahahahahahahah u know its true hahahahah

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2015 at 02:04
Category: funny
 
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Uzma Shaheen

Jharooo

aik aurat apni hamsai ke ghar jate hai wahan aik book use achee lagte hai woh apni hamsai se kehti hai ke woh use book de de us ki hamsai kehte hai ke main kisi ko book nahin dete tum ne jitne parhni hai yahin parh lo kuch din baad us ki hamsai us ke ghar aati hai aur us se jsaroo mangte hai to woh kehte hai ke main kisi ko jharoo nahin dete tum ne jitne dene hai yahin de lo.HAHAHAHAAHAHA

· 2 Like · Apr 18, 2015 at 21:04
Category: funny
 
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Samreen Qaisar

usman s diary

aik bacha examination hall main doodre bache ki copy kar raha tha teacher ne ghuse se kaha tum kaho to us ke saath bitha doon talib ilam nahin mujhe yahan se saaf nazaar aa raha hai HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

· 1 Like · Apr 18, 2015 at 07:04
Category: funny
 
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Samra Ali

Talim Yafta

Sardar zebra crossing ke black white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
Chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... think.............
?YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI
hahahhahahha
************************************************************
Sardar apne ek friend se: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar! sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte

hahahahhahahah....how was this????if u liked it,mail me on whirlpool_of_desires16@hotmail.com

· 8 Like · Apr 17, 2015 at 16:04
Category: funny
 
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Arsalan Ahmed

Samaa

Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5......



4.......


3.......


2.......


1........



LOADING.....


ERROR: no brain detected.

HAHAHAHHAHA...KESI RAHI??

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2015 at 15:04
Category: funny
 
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Samreen Qaisar

Nasir Shahzad Khan Meethi Meethi Batain

Maan Nay apnay Bachay say kaha kay Teacher kay sath methi methi batain karnee hain tu bacha bola theek hai......

-------------- interview at school ----------------

Teacher: Tumharay Father ka Kia Name hai?
Student: Ladoo
Teacher: Tumhari Mother ka kia name hai?
Student: Barfee
Teacher: Tumhara Kia name hai?
Student: Rasgulla
Teacher: Tum Kahan Rahtay Hooo?
Student: Methai kay dabay main.

hahahahah

PLEASE DONOT TRY THIS

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2015 at 11:04
Category: funny
 
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Fahad Bukhari

Mar Jaon

jab main mar jaoon too gham naa karna...........ansoo bhi naa bahana........meri mayat bhi naa uthana...........SEDHE UPER CHALE ANA PARTY KAREN GE HAHAHAHAA

· 1 Like · Apr 14, 2015 at 23:04
Category: funny
 
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