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Kinza Hussain

Mithai Ka Diba

ek admi train main safar ker raha tha k ussy zoor sy poti aai uss ny mithai ky diby main poti ker k seat per rakh diya or chala gaya. thori deer k baad 3 dost uss daby main aai jaab unhoon ny dykha k mithai ka diba para hi tou 1 dost ny ussy khola or chakh k kaha hoon khati dosry ny chakh k kaha hoon methi phir teesary ny jaab chakha tou kaha ulu k pathy taatti. hahahahhaaaaaaa.

· 3 Like · May 15, 2015 at 03:05
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Hafiz Mehran

Practise

practise makes perfect,but nobody--s perfect ,so why practise ?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

· 1 Like · May 14, 2015 at 23:05
Category: funny
 
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Sana Dimple

Monkey

there r three monkeys r lived in a jungle one is drink pepsi and second is eat burgers aand thrird is who read this message hahahahahahaha sorrry its a joke

· 1 Like · May 14, 2015 at 18:05
Category: funny
 
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Omar Hassan

Ab Tou Aadat Si Hai

AB TOU AADAT SI HAI


Najany kab say
grade buray aatay hain
Mujhe phir bhi akallll...ll.... kion nahin aati hai??
Najany kab say.....


sab formulay hain..!
sab theorian hain......!!
bhoola do unhain..!
jila do unhain.............................
ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Door jitna --A-- hay mujh say... paas --E-- kay main..
Ab to aadat se hai mujh ko.. fail honay main....
teachers ko koi shikwa hi nahin hai..
Ab to zinda hoon main tuiition center main..

kitab aisi hai yeh meri.. chalti jaey...
theory aisi hain yeh isski.. mujh ko sata-a...!
yaad karna itna mushkil hai kay dil doob jaey...

aur aankhoon main yeh sum num ban jaey
hey hey haiy hi haey hay ohohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

ab to aadat si hai mujh ko fail hoany main
hey hey haiy hi haey hay ohohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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· 2 Like · May 14, 2015 at 14:05
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Kainaat Siddique

Abu And Beta

EK DAFA AMI AUR BETA JA RAHEY THAY THO RASTAY MEIN UN KO EK NICHAAY APPLE MILA AMMI NAY KAHA KAY NICHAY WALI CHEEZ NAI UTHA TAY .. .. PHIR AGAY GAYE THO WAHA PER EK BANDHA GUTTER SAAF KAR RAHA THA THO WAHA PER AMI GIR GAYE THO BETAY NAY KAHA KAY AMI APNAY KHUDI KAHA THA KAY NECHAY WALI CHEEZ NAI UTHA TAY

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

· 1 Like · May 13, 2015 at 07:05
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Maria Waheed

Shahjahan

shajahan nay teh mehal kay ferashh ko dekhaa uper dekhaa thkii say bhir dekhaa aur bolay MAA KASAAM BHUT KARCHA HO GAYA HAI AUR NOOR JAHAN BOLIII TERE BAAP KA KIA JATA ANPI MAA SAY POOCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

· 1 Like · May 13, 2015 at 02:05
Category: funny
 
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Asfand Yar

Hi Friends

ek dafa ka zekar hai kay ek band ja rahaa hota hai kay ous ki nazar ek masjeed per perti hai tu wo sounchta hai kay ya masjeed dhoope mai kyoon hai tu wo kehta hai kay esaay khise ka kay site mai ker doon wo massjeed ki deware ko dhaka dena shorooe kerta hai tu wo apnay saray kapray outar ker dahka dena shorooe kerta hai tu ous kay kapray koi outha ker lay jata hai sham hoo jati tu wo sounchta haai kafi door kerdi hai mai masjeed dhope saay hahahahahahaha

email: danishsheikh4u@hotmail.com & friendship20054u@hotmail.com & danishsheikh55@yahoo.com

· 1 Like · May 12, 2015 at 21:05
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Imran Khan

I Am Handsome

Once there were a village in the Philippines called ANASTASIA VILLAGE, people are lively happy and all are frens. one day an stranger came to visit the village, the stranger name is SASSY, he is a GRRRRRR men. he shout inside the village HEYYYYYYYYY TO THOSE HANDSOME GUYS THERE there were many warriors will come to fight yur village and the warriors told me that ALL HANDSOME MEN must hide, cos if yu will not hide all handsome men will be killed and got cut into tiny pieces, then all handsome run into there respective places to hide, after how many minutes SASSY check them if all the man who hide are handsome and then he found this one ugly men, he ask WHY ARE YU HIDING YUR NOT EVEN HANDSOME? the men replied can yu keep a secret? SASSY replied YES, and then the man told him MOM TOLD ME THAT I AM HANDSOME BUT SHE KEEP IT SECRETLY heheehehehe so SASSY just get out and then scratch his head ( can yu smile there) hahahaaaaa

· 1 Like · May 12, 2015 at 06:05
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Abdul Qaddoos

Dont Mind Pathan

Why does Pathan always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai
Pathan replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh
to janwar hai, usko kya pata

· 1 Like · May 12, 2015 at 02:05
Category: funny
 
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