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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanson mein Aag ab tak hain,
Aur kyon na ho... Khayi Bhi to --HARI Mirch-- hai.(F)
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanson mein Aag ab tak hain,
Aur kyon na ho... Khayi Bhi to --HARI Mirch-- hai.(F)
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Uncategorized
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Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha ( S F M)
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha ( S F M)
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya......
pani bohat thanda tha main baher nikal aya.....
pani bohat thanda tha main baher nikal aya.....
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Uncategorized
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Girl: Is dress ki kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ki?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi
SMS ME IF U like IT
0321 4140589
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ki?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi
SMS ME IF U like IT
0321 4140589
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Uncategorized
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Funny Izat
sms nechay hai sms nechay hai our nchay thora our mujhe yaqeen nahi ata key app aik sms kay liye itna neshay gir sakte hain (haha)
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Uncategorized
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Funny Shayri
Apne deewane par kyu itna zulm dhaate ho,
khwaab mai bhi apne baap ko saath laate ho.
Aayi thi meri qabr pe,
diya bujha kar chal gayi,
baqi bacha tha tail, sar per laga kar chali gayi.
Amir From Saudi Arabia.
khwaab mai bhi apne baap ko saath laate ho.
Aayi thi meri qabr pe,
diya bujha kar chal gayi,
baqi bacha tha tail, sar per laga kar chali gayi.
Amir From Saudi Arabia.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Uncategorized
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Ek truck ke peeche likha hua tha ke horn do aur rasta lo ek bike wala jo truck ke peeche intizaar kar raha tha apni horn nikalke truck wale ke hath me diya aur bolaab to rasta de de.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Friendship
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I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry Ii cry. U lauf I lauf. U jump out of the window... I look down &then... I lauf again...
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship
Sms / Uncategorized
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Funny (Truck Driver)
Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Tags: River Funny
Sms / Uncategorized
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Funny
Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Oye agge ki?
Agge Ghora.....
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587
Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Oye agge ki?
Agge Ghora.....
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Uncategorized
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Funny
Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao dunia se,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hasi aati toh hogi!
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao dunia se,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hasi aati toh hogi!
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Uncategorized
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Funny
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Uncategorized
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Funny
Hawa mein Beitab urr rahe the Ghailb,,,
Wah Wah,,
Hawa mein Beitab urr rahe the
Ghailib,,
ooh
Phir,?
Phir kia,
Ruk gae Hawa
Gir gae Ghalib.
Wah Wah,,
Hawa mein Beitab urr rahe the
Ghailib,,
ooh
Phir,?
Phir kia,
Ruk gae Hawa
Gir gae Ghalib.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Kal abc parain ge..!
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Kal abc parain ge..!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Uncategorized
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Funny
BHIKARI: Sahab 6 rupay de do coffee peeni hai
Man: 1 coffee to 3 rupay ki hai
Bhikari: Sahab saath may girl friend bhi hai
Man: Bhikari ho kar bhi Girl Friend banali
Bhikari: Nahi sahab girl friend ne bhikari banadiya.
Man: 1 coffee to 3 rupay ki hai
Bhikari: Sahab saath may girl friend bhi hai
Man: Bhikari ho kar bhi Girl Friend banali
Bhikari: Nahi sahab girl friend ne bhikari banadiya.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
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Funny
Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye……
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k….
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye……
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k….
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Sardar
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Funny Sardar
Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai
aries_usman@hotmail.com
0345-4651265
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai
aries_usman@hotmail.com
0345-4651265
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar
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