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ek din doctor ne do pagal ko pagalkhane
se le aya aur isko test kar raha tha key yeh thik hoyae hai key nahi to doctor sahab ne ek ko kaha ke jao mere ghar aur dekho ke mie ghar mie ho to pagal bhagkar doctor ke ghar ke taraf gaye to dosray ne kaha ke yeh pagal hai doctor ne socha ke yeh thik ho gaya hoga to pocha key yeh kyo kaha tum ne pagal ne jawab diya key clinic se phone karne ki jaga woh bhag kar aap key ghar ki taraf gaya doctor ne kaha yeh bhi thik nahi hai
se le aya aur isko test kar raha tha key yeh thik hoyae hai key nahi to doctor sahab ne ek ko kaha ke jao mere ghar aur dekho ke mie ghar mie ho to pagal bhagkar doctor ke ghar ke taraf gaye to dosray ne kaha ke yeh pagal hai doctor ne socha ke yeh thik ho gaya hoga to pocha key yeh kyo kaha tum ne pagal ne jawab diya key clinic se phone karne ki jaga woh bhag kar aap key ghar ki taraf gaya doctor ne kaha yeh bhi thik nahi hai
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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ustad ne bache se kaha ke do aur do char hote hain(2+2=4)ab batao char aur char kitne hote hain?
bache ne masoomiat se kaha -ustad ji asaan sawal aap khud hal kerte hain aur mushkil sawal muj se poochhte hain...ha ha ha
bache ne masoomiat se kaha -ustad ji asaan sawal aap khud hal kerte hain aur mushkil sawal muj se poochhte hain...ha ha ha
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ustad ne bache se kaha ke do aur do char hote hain(2+2=4)ab batao char aur char kitne hote hain?
bache ne masoomiat se kaha -ustad ji asaan sawal aap khud hal kerte hain aur mushkil sawal muj se poochhte hain...ha ha ha
bache ne masoomiat se kaha -ustad ji asaan sawal aap khud hal kerte hain aur mushkil sawal muj se poochhte hain...ha ha ha
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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aik dafa aik boorhay aadmi ko office ki jaldi thi aur ja rahatha ,rastay main usay aik aadmi mila motorcycle pay usnay kaha bhai sahab aayiyye main aap ko aapkay office chordoon us nay kaha yaar main bhaith jata laykin mujhay abhi jaldi hai
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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paney lanay ki baat kartay ho dil jalanay ki baat kartay ho jo dil mian hia us ko nikalnay ki baat kartay hooooooooo..........ahahhahah
HAHAHHHAHAHHA
wht a joke nice na
HAHAHHHAHAHHA
wht a joke nice na
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car....u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I ......la.......puncture !!
Friends r like mirrors, they r our reflection.
You r damn lucky I look good !!!!
You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar.
I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u,
Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
Every night u appear in my dreams, And I find my self shouting.....
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again. *****
U r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky
u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice, and u r 100% stupid to believe these words
Good looking people r hard to find.
That-s why u don-t ......
That-s y u don-t see me often.
when u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, ""damn I am really sooo cute"" u will overcome ur sadness.
But don-t make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
11)
Jassi singh tells his gf, ""come home tomorrow, no one will b at home.""
When she goes the next day to his home....... There was NO ONE at home.
What frustrates the sardarji when his wife delivers twins???
He wonders who is the father of the second child.
WIFE : "" I wish I was a newspaper, so I-d be in ur hands all day.""
HUSBAND : "" I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday.""
A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :"" too boring, too many characters and no story"".
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??
God created ME to b ur friend. He picked ME out from all the REST coz he knows I am ....well one of the BEST.
AHEM !! don-t argue with God now.
I was born intelligent
education ruined me.
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
""Your future depends on your dreams""
So go to sleep
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
hard work never killed anybody...""
but y take the risk..!
milk is milk n butter is butter if u forget me den jump in the gutter
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The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car....u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I ......la.......puncture !!
Friends r like mirrors, they r our reflection.
You r damn lucky I look good !!!!
You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar.
I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u,
Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
Every night u appear in my dreams, And I find my self shouting.....
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again. *****
U r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky
u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice, and u r 100% stupid to believe these words
Good looking people r hard to find.
That-s why u don-t ......
That-s y u don-t see me often.
when u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, ""damn I am really sooo cute"" u will overcome ur sadness.
But don-t make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
11)
Jassi singh tells his gf, ""come home tomorrow, no one will b at home.""
When she goes the next day to his home....... There was NO ONE at home.
What frustrates the sardarji when his wife delivers twins???
He wonders who is the father of the second child.
WIFE : "" I wish I was a newspaper, so I-d be in ur hands all day.""
HUSBAND : "" I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday.""
A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :"" too boring, too many characters and no story"".
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??
God created ME to b ur friend. He picked ME out from all the REST coz he knows I am ....well one of the BEST.
AHEM !! don-t argue with God now.
I was born intelligent
education ruined me.
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
""Your future depends on your dreams""
So go to sleep
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
hard work never killed anybody...""
but y take the risk..!
milk is milk n butter is butter if u forget me den jump in the gutter
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Tags: Funny
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aik sho ki wife us ki pocket main sa 100 rupees nikall lati hai. S . H . O apni wife sa kehta hai ka tum na meri pocket main se 100 rupees nikalai hain main tum ko iss jurm main ander ker sakta hoon .uss ki wife kehti hai ka 50 rupees tum rakh lo baat ko yahi khatm ker do
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Tags: Funny
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mainay poocha chand say
dekha hai kahin maray yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha
saale itnay upar say dikhta hai kya
Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!.""
FLATTERED...?. Don-t Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
From Monday to Sunday
From January To December
From birth till my death
My feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you-ve always been........... a headache
Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.
My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).
Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia
When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo gay
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahain gay, chal be chal aagay chal
mainay poocha chand say
dekha hai kahin maray yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha
saale itnay upar say dikhta hai kya
Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!.""
FLATTERED...?. Don-t Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
From Monday to Sunday
From January To December
From birth till my death
My feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you-ve always been........... a headache
Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.
My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).
Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia
When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo gay
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahain gay, chal be chal aagay chal
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