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Kainaat Siddique
Funny
THERE WERE THREE PERSONS IN A PLANE -- A STUDENT, OSAMA BIN LADIN ,AND BUSH . SUDDENLY THE PLANE GOT SOME OPERATIONAL PROBLEMS AND WAS NEARLY TO CRASH.BUT THERE WERWE ONLY TWO AIR BAGS. MR. PRESIDENT SAID ""I MUST SURVIVE , THE PEOPLE OF USA WANT ME , I CANNOT LEAVE THEM ALONE"". OSAMA SAID ""I AM THE ONLY HOPE FOR THE MUSLIMS, IF I DIE THEY WILL SCATTER."" THE STUDENT SAID, ""MY PARENTS HAVE SEEN MANY DREAMS FOR ME, IF I DIE I WILL BREAK THEIR HEART."" MR. PRESIDENT TOOK ADVANTAGE AND FLEW ALONGWITH ONE OF THE BAG. OSAMA LOOKED INTO THE EYES OF THE STUDENT AND SAID"" I AM OLD AND YOU HAVE MANY YEARS TO LIVE SO GO MY DEAR"". THE STUDENT SMILES AND SAID"" WE BOTH WILL REACH SAFELY AS MR.PRESIDENT HAS TAKEN MY SCHOOL BAG."" HA ha HA
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Nov 10, 2018 at 01:11
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Asfand Yar
Not Funny
Das ist nicht witzig wer den vorringen witz geschrieben hat>>> wollt ich nur mal sagen es ist ein bescheuerter Witz was keiner versteht>>> wenn jemand meine msg lesen sollte und wei?in welche sprache ich geschrieben habe dann freut es mich das es auch deutsche Mitb?in den indisch/pakistanischen seiten mal rein klicken.
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Aug 31, 2018 at 23:08
Category: miscellaneous
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Shaista Anam
Funny Letter In Urdu
funny letter in urdu
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Jun 30, 2018 at 08:06
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Faiz Ahmed Khan
Funny Moments Of The Students..
Funny moments of the students..
During exam:"
Yeh bhi ho gaya
Ye bhi ho gaya
Ye bhi ho gaya
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In Result:" yeh kyaa ho gaya...
During exam:"
Yeh bhi ho gaya
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Ye bhi ho gaya
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In Result:" yeh kyaa ho gaya...
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Apr 27, 2018 at 12:04
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Ijunoon
Funny Animals Standing
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Feb 19, 2018 at 03:02
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