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check it out
mainay poocha chand say
dekha hai kahin maray yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha
saale itnay upar say dikhta hai kya

Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!.""
FLATTERED...?. Don-t Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

From Monday to Sunday
From January To December
From birth till my death
My feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you-ve always been........... a headache

Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.

My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).

Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia

When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo gay
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahain gay, chal be chal aagay chal

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one day nasruddin faught wid his wife she pushd him from the roof of thier house and was badly injurd.all his friends and relatives came to him and asked :how did it happen man
he says :go and fight with my wife u will know that how it happend
not a bad joke i guess

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Jassi singh tells his girl friend,
come home tomorrow, no one will be at home.
When she goes the next day to his home.......
There was NO ONE at home......

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ek dost ( dosra dost sa) mera dho bacho kaa name abdul karim or dosra ka afzal karim hai abb tum bataoo teesra ka kiya naam rakho tou dosra dost bolta hai apna teesra bacha ka naam ice cream rakh lo haahahahhahah!!!!!

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jab aap ka message ata hai to rom rom MACHAL jata hai ang ang mein GudGudi hoti hai yeh SMS ka kasoor nahin sala mobile hi VIBRATION per hota hai....03004401587

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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587

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I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587

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Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587

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Aik tusi sharmanday v bohat ho
aik tussi itranday v bohat ho
dil kerda hai tannon dinner tay lay jawan
kambakhat tussi khanday v bohat ho...

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Kya bindaas hawa chalreli hai
bird log singing winging kerrekay hain
cow log ghaas kha relay hain
Shane log mail kerrelay hain
aur pagal log mail parh railay hain....

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