Humorous

Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se,
Jo paer NE kaha patton se,
Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se,
wohi main tumhe kehta Hun,
aey chal chal hawa aane de

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samjhai nahi.

Mai kaisay methie baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaisay maamu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhalo k?
Kyu usne treming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

Na Tera Band Hai Na Baaja Hai Kya Kiya Jaye
Phir Aaj Dhoop Bhi Ziada Hai Kya Kiya Jaye

Humhein Bhi Gany Bajany Ka Dhab Nhi Ata
Sunanay Wala Bhi Sada Hai Kya Kiya Jaye

Kuch Apny Dost Bhi Waylay Phirtay Hein
Kuch Apna Bhi Yehi Erada Hai Kya Kiya Jaye

Wo Raqeeb Hai Magar Dil Ki Bharas Bhi Tu Kam Hu
Ghusa, Khushi Se Ziada Hai Kya Kiya Jaye

Na Us Se Tarq-E-Dushmani Ki Bat Kar Paye
Na Hi Dosti Ka Fayda Hai Kya Kiya Jaye

Shadi-E-Mehboob Se Dil Dhoobny Laga Hai Soni
Magar Ye Shirqat Bhi Vada Hai Kya Kiya Jaye

Na Kapray Hi Badlay Na Haal Acha Hai
Kis Manhos Ne Kaha Tha K Shadi Ka Khayal Acha Hai

Hum Tu Bachpan Se Ashiq Rahy, Janty Hein
Aik Doshiza Se Kaein Hasenaoun Ka Janjal Acha Hai

Mein Ne Pocha K Koi Dost Koi Boy Friend
Muskurati Hui Boli K Sawal Acha Hai

Bohat Dhonday Bahany Bhi Tu Asa Hai K Kabi Kabi
Meri Amaa Ka Halka Sa Jalal Acha Hai

Lazatein Flirt-O-Wafa Ki Hein Apni Apni
Mustakil Na Husan Acha Na Jamal Acha Hai

Azdawaji Zindagi Apni Ka Muqadar Kya Maloam
Iss Ka Kamal Acha Hai Na Zawal Acha Hai

Shadi Apni Jagha, Par Ye Hakiqat Hai Soni
Tery Andaz-E-Bayan Se Kahein Tera Ehval Acha Hai

hawa k khauf se zakhmi kabhi ana na karo
bujhay charag to bujhnay do ilteja na karo

kuch ehtram baroon ka bhi lazmi hai magar
ghuman guzray khushamad ka youn jhuka na karo

ye uska kaam hai wo zakhm de k phool tumhain
jo dost maan lya hai to phir gila na karo

tum aadmi bhi ho insan bhi suboot to do
bhalai ho nahi sakti to phir bura na karo

mila hai sabr virasat mai uski laaj rakho
ho dushmani bhi kisi se to baddua na karo

hawas jahaiz ki, insaniat ki qatil hai
kisi gharib ki beti ko be rida na karo...!

Zinda dilan shehr ke qissey parha karo
Nafrat ho zindagi se tu qutbay parha karo

Din ke ujaaley shab ke andherey parha karo
Fursat miley tu shaam ke lamhey parha karo

es shehr haadsat me jeeney ke wastey
Apni salamti ke wazifay parha karo

Ishq o wafa ke khel main hota he haal kia
sochon main gharq chaand se chehrey parha karo

Choro zameen o arsh ke qissey kahaniyaan
Dil main hain jo chupay wo afsanay parha karo

Kia chahti hey khalq zamaney ke hakimon se
Deewaron par likhey hoye naaray parha karo..

Aaj mosam mein kuch ajeeb si baat hay,
bekabu se hamare jazbat hein,
ji chahta he tumko chura le tumhi se,
par mummy kehti he ki chori karna buri baat hay...!

EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse waha,
Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,
mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

Usne kaha kon ho Tum?

Usne kaha kon ho Tum?
Mai ne kaha Hasrat Tumari

Usne kaha Taktey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Surat Tumhari

Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Pooja Tumhari

Usne kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Mai ne kaha aisa hi sahi

Usne kaha chahtey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Mohabbat Tumhari

Usne kaha Pachtaoge,
Mai ne kaha Kismat Hamari

Usne Kaha Married hoon mai.
Mai ne kaha Sorry BAaJI

Zindagi Taaq Se Jufft, Phir Taaq Hui....

Dil Bechaara To Reyaazi Mien Uljha He Raha....