Humorous

Ajab kahani hai hath ki lakeeron mein faraz
safar to likha hai bohat magar petrol nahee likha

Voh Sarak Ke Us Paar Thi
Hum Sarak Ke es Paar Thay
Kuch Hum Aage Barhay, Kuch Voh Aage Barhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Barhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Barhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Barhay, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Barhi
Ab Hum Sarak Ke Us Paar Hein,
Aur Voh Sarak Ke es Paar Hein...!

Aaj mosam mein kuch ajeeb si baat hay,
bekabu se hamare jazbat hein,
ji chahta he tumko chura le tumhi se,
par mummy kehti he ki chori karna buri baat hay...!

Zindagi Honay Lagi Jub Say Basar Yahoo Per
Roze Karta Hoon Naya Aik Safar Yahoo Per

Shaam Takk Rehti Hai Jaari Tug O Dou Rozi Ki
Aur Phir Raat Say Hoti Hai Sahar Yahoo Per

Faaslay Abb Kahan Haayal Rahay Insaanon Mein
Kar Hi Laitay Hain Mulaaqat Magar Yahoo Per

Ilm Ka Aik Samandar Hai Pyaason Kay Liay
Dekh Nadaan Koi Ilzaam Na Dhar Yahoo Per

Sirf Dunya Hi Naheen Door Khalaaon Tak Kee
Dhoondnay Waalon Ko Milti Hai Khabar Yahoo Per

Yeh Alag Baat Ke Awargi Bhi Hai Bohat
Pakray Jaanay Ka Bhee Koi Naheen Darr Yahoo Per

Aisa Lagta Hai Ke Guzray Ga Burhaapa Kuch Yoon
Dhyaan Mazay Mein Kaheen Gum Tau Nazar Yahoo Per...!

Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
Usay Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara Shoq Tha

1 Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar K
Dil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar K

Bholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko
De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar Ko

Me Ne Darya Ki 1 Bari Moj Dekhi
Jab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj Dekhi

Un K Maarne Se Jism Se Saaz Nikl Rahe The
Mun Se Agle Pichle Raaz Nikl Rahe The

Logon Ne Kaha Kis Pe Azaab Aaya Hai
Dil Ne Kaha Khat Ka Jawab Aaya Hai...!

dal mein jo kala hai ji
wo garam masala hai ji
aik pal ki humein khabr nahein
maghr mansooba sau sala hai ji
usay rishwat khaane ka haq hai
jo minister ka sala hai ji
hum ne dil kisi ko deh dala hai ji
ab Allaha he us ka rakhwala hai ji
hum unn ka kya churaate thay
jo humein dil se nikala hai ji...!

meri begum ne bher di hain meray salan mein wo mirchain
nivala moonh mein rakhta hoon, to aankhen bheeg jati hain

shadi ki ye tasveerain bari mushkil se dhondi hain
mein ab in ko palatta hoon to aankhen bheeg jaati hain

jama poonji mein bister ke serhanay rakh ke sota tha
wahan ab haath rakhta hoon to aankhen bheeg jati hain

meri shadi meri laghzish thi ya ghalti thi walid ki
mein bivi se ye sunta hoon to aankhen bheeg jati hain...!

Mere Aangan Main Sometimes Flower Khila Karte Thay
Meri Eye Main Bhi Dreams Basa Karte Thay

Mujhko Circumstances ki Andhi Ne Giraya Otherwise
Mere Shadow Main Bhi Kuch People Raha Karte Thay

Hai Remember Hamain Rafaqat ki Wo Watches Ab Bhi
Dil Ki Beat Bhi Tere Sath Hear Karte Thay

Aaj Wo Function Main Stranger Banay Bethay Hain
Jo Sometimes Mujhe Apni Life Kaha Karte Thay

Ab Tarasti Hai Teri Deed Ko Eyes
Ek Period Tha Hum Everyday Mila Karte Thay...!

wo bhi din the dil kehta tha U ARE ONLY MINE
saara saara din karte the ek dojey ko JOIN

phr hoye nikah namay pe jhat patt dono k SIGN
kuch arsa lga hamein k EVERY THING eS FINE

phir apni es pream kahani me aya ik DECLINE
ab wo mujh ko JIN kehti ha or me usko DYNE