Maria Waheed

ek khan saheb sarak per bethe thee, ek hindi bhi pas aa lar beth gaya, khan bola Ooyee tum se buhut boo ata hai tum nahata nahin hai. hindu bola khan saheb main tu rose subha nahata hon. khan bola ooyee tum aaj nahaye ga phir ooooooooooo kal nhaye ga phir wwwwoooooooo agle din nahay da hum to jume ke jume ke jume ke jume... nahata hai

Hayaat-e-Javidan Haasil kar lena insaniyat ka buland tareen darja hai.

aik dafa ak adami ney apni bewi say kaha k kal mera dost a raha hai us ki ""naak"" bohut lambi hai, tum kutch iss
baray main mut kehna.
kal jub dost ayya to us ki bewi ney kaha aap ki naak main kitni chini dallon.

Ye Aankhien, Ye Gulabi Honth, Ye Naagan Si Zulfian....

Tu Qaatal Hai Magar Dil Sey Laganay K Qaabil Hai.....

once a man went to hotel and ordered the vator to bring aloo parata.The went and brought aloo parata when that man saw that there was no aloo in parata he said the vator that there is no aloo.The vator said thatif you ordered me to bring kashmiri palao then you wil see that there is kashmir in it or not.