Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Maine kaha ke sheher ke haq mai dua karo
Us ne kaha ke baat ghalat mat kahaa karo

Maine kaha ke raat se bijli bhi band hai
Us ne kaha ke haath se pankha jhala karo

Maine kaha ke sheher mai paani ka qahat hai
Us ne kaha ke Pepsi Cola piya karo

Maine kaha ke car daketon ne cheen lee
Us ne kaha ke achha hai paidal chala karo

Maine kaha ke kaam hai na koi kaarobaar
Us ne kaha ke shayeri per iktifa karo

Maine kaha ke sau ki bhi ginti nahee hai yaad
Us ne kaha ke raat ko tare gina karo

Maine kaha ke hai mujhe kursi ki aarzoo
Us ne kaha ke Aayet ul Kursi padha karo

Maine kaha ghazal padhi jati nahee sahi
Us ne kaha ke pehle rehearsal kiya karo

Maine kaha ke kaise kahi jaati hai ghazal
Us ne kaha ke meri ghazal gaa diya karo

Har baat per jo kehta raha mai "baja" "baja"
Us ne kaha ke yun hi musalsal baja karo

· 1 Like · Nov 08, 2015 at 12:11
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Lab Pe Aati Hai

Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri
Zindagi Goli Se Ho Mehfooz Khudaiya Meri

Na Koi Bomb Dhamakay Se Uraday Mujh Ko
Muft Me Jam e Shahadat Na Piladay Mujh Ko

Mere ALLAH Talibaan Se Bachana Mujh Ko
Aur Sikha De Koi T.T Chalana Mujh Ko.

· 2 Like · Nov 08, 2015 at 06:11
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Dil Chahta Hai

Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai
K Kuch Aisa Hojae

Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aaye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Na Ayen

Bus Me Bethain College Na Aaye,
Picnic Pr Jaeyen Mger Wapis Na Aaye,

Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen

Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon
Takay Itwar Jaldi Aaye

· 1 Like · Nov 07, 2015 at 22:11
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Daikh Lia

Yaron Ko Aazama K Dekh Lia,
Party Me Bula K Dekh Lia.

Mot Bhi Hum Se Duur Bhagty Hai,
Car K Neechay Bhi Aa K Dekh Lia.

Merta Nahin Ye Jaraseem E Ishq,
Safe Guard Se bhi Nha K Dekh Lia.

Koi Sunta Nahi Feryaad E Gareeb,
Radio Peh Ganaa Gaa K Dekh Lia.

Hmmaray Dil Ka Pta He Nahi Lgta,
X-Ray Bhi Kerwa K Dekh Lia.

· 1 Like · Nov 07, 2015 at 16:11
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Mujhko Lauta Do

Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo yaha ka ye Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ki sabse purani nishaanee
Woh chupke se journal mein jo bheji thi chitthi,
Woh parhte hi chitthi tha uska bhadakna,
Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa ghussaa...
Kari dhoop mein apnay room se nikalnaa,
Woh project ki Khatir - tha dur dur bhataknaa ,
Woh lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa,
Woh sir ko chirana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Woh submission ki raton ko jagna jagaanaa,
Woh dena Bimaari ka har time bahana,
Woh doosron ka assignment ko apnaa banana... .....

· 1 Like · Nov 07, 2015 at 10:11
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Diwangi Se Kuch Kam Na Thi

Diwangi Se Kuch Kam Na Thi Kuch Apni Justuju
Hm Bewafa Jahan Me Wafa Dhoondty Rahay

Mehroomiyon K Dour Me Kin Hasraton K Sath
Hm Aalo Ki Biryani Me Botiyan Dhondtey Rahay

· 2 Like · Sep 29, 2015 at 05:09
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Diwangi Se Kuch Kam Na Thi

Diwangi Se Kuch Kam Na Thi Kuch Apni Justuju
Hm Bewafa Jahan Me Wafa Dhoondty Rahay

Mehroomiyon K Dour Me Kin Hasraton K Sath
Hm Aalo Ki Biryani Me Botiyan Dhondtey Rahay

· 2 Like · Sep 28, 2015 at 18:09
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Diwangi Se Kuch Kam Na Thi

Diwangi Se Kuch Kam Na Thi Kuch Apni Justuju
Hm Bewafa Jahan Me Wafa Dhoondty Rahay

Mehroomiyon K Dour Me Kin Hasraton K Sath
Hm Aalo Ki Biryani Me Botiyan Dhondtey Rahay

· 2 Like · Sep 28, 2015 at 07:09
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Jise Dil Diya

Jise Dil Diya Woh Delhi Chali Gayi
Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi

Dil Ne Kaha Khud Kushi Kar Le Zaalim
Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali Gayi

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2015 at 15:09
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Hanso

Dard Dene Se Mahabbat Barhti Hai Haider
Ye Keh Kr Wo Meri Ungli Drwaze Me De Gya

Hamen Wapda Walon Se Itni Ulfat Ho Gayi Hai Haider
K Wo Roooth Jayen To Hamen Neend Nahi Aati

Mujhay Ye Baat Sari Raat Sone Nahi Deti Haider
K Zindagi Char Din Ki Hai To Test Match Panch Din Ka Q

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2015 at 09:09
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Jo Ho Sakey To Nawaz Do

Jo Ho sakey to Nawaz do!

Meri Subha Ko Nikhaar do!

Meri Sham Ko Sanwaar do!

Mery dukhon Ko Qarar do!

Ye Na Ho sakey to Yun Karo

Mujhey 5 Hazar udhaar do ;-)

· 2 Like · Aug 05, 2015 at 08:08
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Angraiz Bhi Naa!!!

Ye Alif Bay Pay ko A to Z kehte hen

Hum inko Pagal,Ye hamen MAD kehte hen

jeeti jaagti Ammi ko Mummy

OR Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hen.;-)

· 2 Like · Aug 04, 2015 at 07:08
Category: humorous
 
Poetry / Humorous

Muzammil Shahzad

Bechara Husband

Us Din Ko Yaad Kartaa Hoon To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain

Na Karo Mujh Pay Itnaa Zulm Kay Aajaiy Ambulance
Dandaa Jab Uthaati Ho To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain


Kuch To Khudaa Ka Khouf Karo Reham Mujh Pay Tum Karo
Ghussa Jab Dikhati Ho To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain


Sirf Thappar Say Hee Kar Lo Guzara Aaj Tum Baigam
Kay Chappal Jab Uthati Ho To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain


Jab Bhee Daikhta Hoon Main Tumhaaray Haath Main Dandaa
Wohee Din Yaad Aata Hay To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain


KiYa Tha Kia Qusoor Kion Mara Mujh Ko Baigam Nay
Yeh Jab Bhee Soochta Hoon Main To Aankhain Bheeg Jati Hain


Main Is Qadar Hogaya Hoon Hassas Us Din Say
Kisi Ko Pittay Daikhtaa Hoon To Aankhain Bheeg Jaati Hain

· 1 Like · Jul 22, 2015 at 17:07
Category: humorous
 

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