Baap aur Beta
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta
Wajeeha Ali
Papa Aaj Bohat Garmi Hai.
ameer ki olad: papa aaj bohat garmi hai
papa: beta hum aaj hi Ae C lagwa laytey hain
garib ki olad: abba aj kini garmi ae
abba: chal puttar! teri tind karwa lay awan!!!
papa: beta hum aaj hi Ae C lagwa laytey hain
garib ki olad: abba aj kini garmi ae
abba: chal puttar! teri tind karwa lay awan!!!
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Apr 14, 2018 at 16:04
Category: baap-aur-beta
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta
Abdul Rahman
Papa Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Kia Doon?
Boy: Papa main apni girl friend ko kia doon?
Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay?
...
Boy: Wonderful,Beautiful,Smart Cute...Nazuk pari...
Papa: Mera zong wala number dedo.
Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay?
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Boy: Wonderful,Beautiful,Smart Cute...Nazuk pari...
Papa: Mera zong wala number dedo.
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Apr 09, 2018 at 20:04
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Jokes / Baap Aur Beta
Aleezay Abbasi
Tumhara Result Acha Nahin Aaya
police constable: tumhara result acha nahin aaya aaj se tumhara khelna our t v band
bacha: ye pachas rupay pakro our mamla yahin khatam karo
bacha: ye pachas rupay pakro our mamla yahin khatam karo
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Mar 25, 2018 at 14:03
Category: baap-aur-beta
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta
Zahid Mahmood
Ghar Mai Chakkar
Bacha: Abbu kia aap kisi se pyat karte hain?
Abbu: Haan Tumhari ammi se.
Bacha: Abbu Buhat Chalak ho, ghar mai hi chakkar chalaya hua hai.
Abbu: Haan Tumhari ammi se.
Bacha: Abbu Buhat Chalak ho, ghar mai hi chakkar chalaya hua hai.
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Mar 14, 2018 at 22:03
Category: baap-aur-beta
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta
Fahad Bukhari
Agar Imtehaan Me Awwal Ao Gay To Gadi Le Doonga
aik dafa aik bachay ne apnay baap se gadi lene ki zidd ki to baap ne kaha "agar tum imtehaan me awwal aogay to me tumhei gaadi le dooga". iss par bachay ne moo banatay huay kaha iss ka matlab hai k aap kabhi gaadi le kar nahee denge
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Mar 13, 2018 at 17:03
Category: baap-aur-beta
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta
Zahid Mahmood
Sari Mehnat Zaya Hojati
Baap: Beta koi baat nahe tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha
Beta: Jee Papa, acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nahe ki warna sari mehnat zaya hojati
Beta: Jee Papa, acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nahe ki warna sari mehnat zaya hojati
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Mar 09, 2018 at 12:03
Category: baap-aur-beta
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta
Abdul Karim Khan
Dad, Can You Write In The Dark
Son : Dad, can you write in the
dark?
.
.
Father : I think so. What do you
want me to write?
.
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Son : Your name on this report
card.
dark?
.
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Father : I think so. What do you
want me to write?
.
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Son : Your name on this report
card.
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Mar 08, 2018 at 22:03
Category: baap-aur-beta
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta
Ijunoon
Baap Aur Beta
baap: beta q ro rahay ho? mujhe dost samajh kar bata do.
beta: kuch nahee yaar, sabzi ke paison se mene apni wali ko load karadiya tou teri wali ne bohat mara
beta: kuch nahee yaar, sabzi ke paison se mene apni wali ko load karadiya tou teri wali ne bohat mara
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Mar 04, 2018 at 00:03
Category: baap-aur-beta
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta
Meena Kumari
Agar Imtehan Mein Paas Na Huay To
baap: agar tum is dafa imtehaan mein paas na huay to muje apna abba mat kehna
larka imtehan khatam honay aur result anay kay baad
baap: tumharay result ka kya bana ?
larka: sorry mr. joseph
larka imtehan khatam honay aur result anay kay baad
baap: tumharay result ka kya bana ?
larka: sorry mr. joseph
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Feb 28, 2018 at 16:02
Category: baap-aur-beta
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta
Saiqa Bukhari
Father :- beta iss baar exam me 90% marks lana okBeta :- nahi 90% nahi 100% ma...
Father :- beta iss baar exam me 90% marks lana ok
Beta :- nahi 90% nahi 100% marks launga
Father :- Q mazak kar rahe ho
Beta :- shuru kisne kiya?
Beta :- nahi 90% nahi 100% marks launga
Father :- Q mazak kar rahe ho
Beta :- shuru kisne kiya?
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Feb 26, 2018 at 14:02
Category: baap-aur-beta
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