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Ek admi ghar call karta hai naukrani fone uthate hai malik pochta hai koun baat kar raha hai naukrani bolte hai is ghar ke naukrani malik bolta hai par mere pass to koi naukrani nahe naukrani boltee hai mujhe yahan ke malken ne abhe abhe rakha hai malik bolta hai oh achaa malken kiya kar rahe hai naukrani boltee woh upar koi admi ke sath hai main samjhee woh malik hai malika guse main boltaa kiyaaaaaaa au oo aa !!! ** malik kehta hai agar main tum 50 lac Rs doun meraa ek kaam karogee naukrani mujhe kiya karna hogaaa mere den main se bandooq lo aur dono ko shoot kardo naukrani: ek min (Tha tha Boom boom) sir ab main lash ka kiya karon
Malik: Swimming pool main phenk do
naukrani: par yahan par to swimming pool nahee hai
Malik: au?????? oo ??? isit 8235695
Naukrani : Sorry Wrong Number ....!!!!!

A line written on a Husband''s T-Shirt
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN
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OF THEM........ :

Teen saal ki bachi kaghiz pencil pakrey kuch likh rai thi.
Ammi:billi kia likh rai ho?
Billi:Annu ko khut likh rai hoon.
Ammi:Magar tumheen to likhan hi nahin atta.
Billi:Annu ko parhna koon sa atta hey.

Wafa ruswa nahi karna
Suno aisa nahi karna
Main pehle hi akeli hoon
Mujhe tanha nahi karna

Juddayi bhi agar aaye to
Dil chota nahi karna
Bohat masroof hojaana
Mujhe socha nahi karna

Q. Whats the difference between an Indian and a bucket of shit?

A. The Bucket

Q. What happens if ou toss a grenade over the border onto to India?
A. 500 million people die of the explosion and the rest die of fear.

Q.Why do Inidans smell?
A. So blind people can hate them too.

Q.Why is India a Banana republic?
A. Because the politicians keep chanting, ""Hame pakistan ke khilaf ye banana hai, wo banana hai!