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hati aur chewinti bahot gahray dost thay dono sair ko neklay hati ne kaha keh mera bape araha hi main kaha chope jawoo fiker ki koi bat nahi hi meray peechay chope jawo.

Aankhon Mein Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Mein Aise Daude,
K Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apnay Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata ae Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
K Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.

When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls.
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
You never buy garbage bags at the supermarket, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You majored in computer science, medicine or engineering.
You know no one who has majored in music.
At a dance party you stand on the side trying to look cool.
You always make long distance calls after 11 p.m..
You like the meat well done.
You have joined a CD club at least once.
You avoid motels especially if there is an acquaintance with in 250 miles radius.
You have a box of tissues or a towel in your car.
You always own a Camry or accord.
You think 1$ is a good tip.
Your favourite brand name is ""IRREGULAR"".
A pungent odor of spices hits anyone who enters your house.
You call fluorescent lights ""tube lights"" and a flashlight ""a torch"".
You secure your baggage with a rope.
You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. over weight.
You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
You call an older person you-ve never met before ""uncle"".