Owais Kareem

Dilse: Har ladki k life me ek aisa ladka hota hai jise wo bhula nhi skti,Aur har ladke k life me ek aisi ladki hoti hai jise wo pa nhi skta.Strange but True

Q. Whats the difference between an Indian and a bucket of shit?

A. The Bucket

Q. What happens if ou toss a grenade over the border onto to India?
A. 500 million people die of the explosion and the rest die of fear.

Q.Why do Inidans smell?
A. So blind people can hate them too.

Q.Why is India a Banana republic?
A. Because the politicians keep chanting, ""Hame pakistan ke khilaf ye banana hai, wo banana hai!

Mian bivi main laray hoo gai aur baat talaaq tak puhnch gai. doono nain court main janay ka faisla kar lia.Juje nain doono kay beyaan sunenay kay baad faisla sunaya , keh doono main talaq hoo jani chaheay aur inn kay teeno bachoon ko inn main baraber taqseem kar dia jay. yeah sun kar sab parishan hoo gay keh teen bachoon ko kaisay baraber taqseem kia jay. Aakhar thoori dair kay baad bivi aagay barhi aur uss nain apnay miaan ka bazoo pakra aur juje say kaha keh hamm talaq kay liay aik saal baad phir aain gay.

Bebasi ka ajeeb aalam hai
Mujhko mujh mai wo ab nahi milta

kash usy waqat k sehra mi lagy muhabat ke pyas...
"Or wo tarap k mangy mujhe pani ke tarha....