iJunoon Archives 2015

teacher teach student aljebra. a=b & b=c
mean a=c.Sir says give an example.
Student:sir i love u & you love your daughter,it mean..

ham safar ban ke ham saath hai.n aaj bhii
phir bhii hai ye safar ajanabii ajanabii


raah bhii ajanabii morr bhii ajanabii
jaayen ham kidhar ajanabii ajanabii



zindagii ho gai hai sulagtaa safar
duur tak aa rahaa hai dhuaa.N saa nazar


jaane kis morr par kho gai har Khushii
dekey dard-e-jigar ajanabii ajanabii



hamane chun chun ke tinkey banaayaa thaa jo
aashiyaa.N hasarato.n se sajaayaa thaa jo


hai chaman me.n vahii aashiyaa.N aaj bhii
lag rahaa hai magar ajanabii ajanabii



kisako maaluum thaa din ye bhii aaye.nge
mausamo.n kii tarah dil bhii badal jaaye.nge


din huaa ajanabii raat bhii ajanabii
har gharii har pehar ajanabii ajanabii

khaboon main ana SmS ki tarhan Dil main bass jana Ring tune ki tarhan dosti kam na ho ge balac ki tarhan tum busy na rahna net work ki tarhan Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

u all r funny
hahahaha lolzzz
come on guys laugh it is very funny
y r u not laughing?
plzzzzzzz laugh
plzzz

na raastaa na koi Dagar hai yahaa
magar sab kii qismat safar hai yahaa

sunaai na degii dilon kii sadaa
dimaagon mein vo shor-o-shar hai yahaa

havaao kii ungalii pakaD kar chalo
vasilaa ik yahii motabar hai yahaa


na is shahar-e-behis ko seharaa kaho
suno ik hamaaraa bhii ghar hai yahaa

palak bhii jhapakate ho "Makhmoor" kyuu
tamaashaa bahut muKhtasar hai yahaa

wada to nahin kerte dosti nebhaein ge
koshish yeh hi rahe gi k app ko nahin sataein ge
rehna chahte hain hum app k qareeb.....
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